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    The Office Daily Quotes

    Aside from the Vikings and Blink 182, the Office is my other big obsession, and I have a daily calender with quotes on it. I figure if IBP can do it in the Vikings Fan Forum I can do an Office one in the Clubhouse. Plus, it's a way to get my useless post counter up!


    I guess I'll let you guess who said the quote too. If any of you are big office fans. If not, feel free to ignore this whole thread!


    Thursday, May 19

    Crotch injuries are the worst. You don't need to tell me.
    [spoiler]Meredith[/spoiler]
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    Re: The Office Daily Quotes

    That's what she said!
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: The Office Daily Quotes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjQbni4ZqE

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    Re: The Office Daily Quotes

    Friday, May 20 2011

    Michael: I have recently taken a lover.
    Jim: Well that's great. Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady?
    Michael: Pam's mom.
    Jim: What?
    Michael: Pam's mom, Helene. Remember, from your wedding?
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    Re: The Office Daily Quotes

    Saturday/Sunday May 21/22 2011

    "It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in NY, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest-ranking employee. So that's where we are."
    [spoiler]Pam[/spoiler]
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    Re: The Office Daily Quotes

    Stanley: If your hat hits me in the face one more time--
    Phyllis: That's funny. Your wife loved this hat the last time she saw it. [glares at Stanley's date]
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    Re: The Office Daily Quotes

    Just saw a good one.

    Michael: "Should I bring a dictionary?"
    Oscar: "The hospital will provide dictionaries, bring a thesaurus."

    Writing doesn't do it justice. It takes place during
    [spoiler]the scene while Jim, Pam, and Michael are rushing out of the office to get to the hospital so Pam can deliver the baby.[/spoiler]

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    Re: The Office Daily Quotes

    Haha, I love that one. It was a very Jim-like thing to say. This is an awesome one from season two...

    Michael: Dwight, what is your middle name?
    Dwight: Danger...
    Michael: Something with a "K."
    Jim: It's Kurt. Wow, I'm so sad that I know that.
    Michael: What do I write under reason for visit?
    Jim: Concussion.(Michael writes on the form.)
    Jim: What did you write?
    Michael: Ahem, nothing. I wrote "bringing someone to the hospital".
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