Thread: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
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08-23-2005, 09:04 PM #1
Oakland TERROR scare!!!
OAKLAND, (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Head coach Norv Turner immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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08-23-2005, 09:07 PM #2
Re: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
I love it!!!!

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08-23-2005, 09:10 PM #3
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08-23-2005, 09:10 PM #4
Re: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
I've never seen that one before. (are you picking up on the computer sarcasm?)

I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!
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08-23-2005, 09:12 PM #5
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Re: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
Nice. :lol:
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08-23-2005, 09:15 PM #6
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That is pretty good, heard something related to that making fun of Michael Irvin.
"Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn t work hard."

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08-23-2005, 09:22 PM #7
Re: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
There are a few like this one floating around. Some involving different players, some different teams.
This one is my favorite.
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08-23-2005, 09:24 PM #8
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Re: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
you sure it wasn't grassy looking substance that is green and looks dried? and you sure it wasn't found in randy's locker? :lol:

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08-23-2005, 09:30 PM #9
Re: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
"michaelmazid" wrote:
yeah, Randy sure was mad when he found out the groundskeeper used it to repair a section of the field.you sure it wasn't grassy looking substance that is green and looks dried? and you sure it wasn't found in randy's locker? :lol:
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08-23-2005, 09:46 PM #10
Re: Oakland TERROR scare!!!
I've seen this joke before about the packers, but its still funny. I thought i saw it on this site though, eh, maybe not.
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