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    Now That's A Knife

    Guinness Book Taps 85-Tool Swiss Army Knife as Most Multifunctional

    Pocketknives have always been useful, but never quite this handy.

    The Guinness Book of World Records has named the Giant Collector's Knife by Wenger the "Most Functional Penknife," and with 85 tools it's easy to see why it took the 2008 prize.



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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    How could something like that even be considered functional?

    #1: Look at it's width, how could you use that as a tool?
    #2: There are so many things in it that there is no way to remember where things are and it would be like a guessing game to find the correct tool.
    #3: It's called a "collectors knife".
    #4: It costs $1200.

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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    geniss book is a joke and so is that stupid looking knife
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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    I wonder what its weight is...

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    that "knife" is gonna cause a hernia or something that is better off sitting on someones desk at work. A good conversation piece.
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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    you start adding to much to something, so it can do more, all of a sudden it cant do anything, or it does a bunch of things poorly

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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    You'd wear your jeans pocket out pretty fast with that sucker in there.

    ;D

    To tell the truth, give me one of these and I am happy.

    [img width=450 height=218]http://www.militaryfightingknives.com/collection/f66.jpg[/img]

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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    My Dad bought me a boot knife when I was a younger (we had at least 2 acres of woods) and those have become my favorite knives.
    This is like but a little nicer then the one I had, they aren't that flashy.



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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    "scottishvike" wrote:
    Guinness Book Taps 85-Tool Swiss Army Knife as Most Multifunctional

    Pocketknives have always been useful, but never quite this handy.

    The Guinness Book of World Records has named the Giant Collector's Knife by Wenger the "Most Functional Penknife," and with 85 tools it's easy to see why it took the 2008 prize.



    Click here for rest of story......
    Pocketknife? I don't think so. I'm guessing that won't even fit in anyones pocket.

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    Re: Now That's A Knife

    Having that knife in your pocket is the equivalent of having 'idiot' tattooed on your forehead.
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