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    [size=18px]OH YEAH[/size]


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    WTF
    [img:4c22618921]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/vikingstw/Untitled-1.jpg[/img:4c22618921].

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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    I'm looking for some artistic input as to how I should continue these stories.

    Should I continue to make them completely unrelated to each other, or should I go on for a few stories before finding some convoluted way to link them all together?


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Wife accused of giving man lethal sherry enema
    By RICHARD STEWART
    Copyright 2005 Houston Chronicle

    ANGLETON - Investigators say a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, causing his blood alcohol level to surge to 0.47 percent - almost six times the legal intoxication limit.


    Tammy Jean Warner, 42, was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide. She is also charged with burning the will of her late husband, Michael Warner, a month before his death in May.

    Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

    "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," Turner said.

    Turner said police think she gave him at least two large bottles of sherry, which is stronger than wine, in the enema on May 21. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said, "These were at least 1.5 liter bottles."

    She told police that she later found him dead in his bed. Turner said she admitted giving him the sherry, but not of causing his death.

    Tammy Warner surrendered to Lake Jackson police Monday and was released on $30,000 bond.

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    Another Random Thought, brought to you by Pseudological Reasoning(TM):

    Consider the age-old philosophical principle: I think, therefore I am. This means that I only am proven to exist in the realm of thought.
    In order to exist, something must occupy an area of physical space. Thoughts do not take up physical space.
    Conclusion: I think, therefore I am not.

    But this disproves the very grounds on which I proved that I do not exist. Since I don't really exist, the principle of equating thinking to being cannot be considered valid evidence to examine, since nothing can prove I exist in the first place. How can a false statement prove my non-existance, even in the realm of thought? Therefore, my entire argument must be discarded, and my existance must be assumed. However, that once again brings the conclusion that I do not exist because I exist because I think, making me exist only in the realm of thought, which means that I don't exist. :scratch:
    Conclusion: I think, therefore I am extremely confused.


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    And now, yet another random thought:

    There is an important philosophical lesson that can be learned from baked beans.

    While their taste is sweet, and it provides much taste-induced enjoyment (particularly when smothered with mustard), the after-effects are quite severe: Your rear end is converted into an olfactory factory.

    Thus, the lesson we can learn is that even good things, if enjoyed in excess, can produce terrible (and probably foul-smelling) consequences. :bootyshake:


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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    Another Random Thought:

    Triple-posting is bad. No one should ever, EVER, triple-post.


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    Coming within the next few days:

    How to B.S. Your Way Through Any Essay or Memo


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    And kids wonder why they aren't popular in high school.
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

    Welcome to the NFC North.

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    "LosAngelis" wrote:
    And kids wonder why they aren't popular in high school.
    The First Law of High School Neurology:
    A person's stupidity increases exponentially with his popularity.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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