Not drunk - just incurably insane!

**BBQ Platypus** · 01-29-2005, 12:30 PM

"ultravikingfan" wrote:

"LosAngelis" wrote:

Does anyone remember the urban legend of the guy in Chicago who used to hole up in the projects and jammer all night into a CB? It was eerie on some night when you may have been flipping through CB channels and a guy was just talking all night, not making any sense, and seemed to be ranting in a different language, although it wasn't. I only heard him once, as I was down south far enough with relatives to pick him up.

I'm not sure why I brought this up.

Geez Los, stay on topic!!! :lol:

It's aight. This topic isn't supposed to make sense.

Much gravy and stuffing to you all!

**BBQ Platypus** · 01-29-2005, 03:43 PM

More words of wisdom:

Why not try some moldy bread? You might not vomit.

**ultravikingfan** · 01-29-2005, 03:46 PM

"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

"ultravikingfan" wrote:

"LosAngelis" wrote:

Does anyone remember the urban legend of the guy in Chicago who used to hole up in the projects and jammer all night into a CB? It was eerie on some night when you may have been flipping through CB channels and a guy was just talking all night, not making any sense, and seemed to be ranting in a different language, although it wasn't. I only heard him once, as I was down south far enough with relatives to pick him up.

I'm not sure why I brought this up.

Geez Los, stay on topic!!! :lol:

It's aight. This topic isn't supposed to make sense.

Much gravy and stuffing to you all!

I was being sarcastic.

**BBQ Platypus** · 01-31-2005, 10:53 AM

And now, an arbitrary list of random things:

- Toothpaste
- The quadratic formula
- A week from next Tuesday
- Gainesville, FL
- Leftover eggs
- Dan Rather
- lbs
- The ebola virus
- Ambivalence
- Uranium 235
- Poor spelling
- 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10
- Ryan S.
- Basketball
- $2.00

Thank you very much. A new story coming soon!

**BBQ Platypus** · 02-01-2005, 07:59 AM

And now, another "thrilling" chapter of my I-don't-know-part epic.

The Exceedingly Stupid Adventures of Billy Blob McPhaarkelmeister XXVII and a Halfth: The Hideous Stench in Mr. Peterson's Refrigerator
-- Part -24% of the Epic Trilogy

public static void main (String[] args)
{
boolean insane = true, intelligible = false;
PieceOfCrap story = new PieceOfCrap();

//The start of the story.
if (insane == true)
System.out.println (story.noOneCaresAnyway (unintelligible));
}

The Quatrains of Crazy Crap, as foretold by the great interior designer/soothsayer Priestess Phred of the Pherocious Pherrets:

Quatrain I:
Several large truckloads of yams
Earmarked for use in suspicious laboratory experiments
Shall be waylaid by highwaymen
And thrown at lovers of country music

Quatrain II:
An instant classic!
I loved this movie!
Pauly Shore is slightly less crappy than usual!
You'll laugh until you vomit into your popcorn!

Quatrain III:
Upon the return of Haley's Comet
Some stuff will happen
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Quatrain IV:
I have terrible news of what will happen to you
Unless you do one very specific thing
But in order to tell you it
The stars have demanded $1000

Quatrain V:
I'm sick of doing quatrains
Just 4 lines of total crap
I can't take this anymore
I'm going to kill myself

Thus spake the Lady Phred, and verily it was total B.S.

**BBQ Platypus** · 02-01-2005, 10:32 AM

I believe in a higher power, because to believe otherwise would be to believe that human beings are the most intelligent beings in the universe. I am a human being. Thus, this cannot possibly be true! :lol:

Del Rio · 02-01-2005, 10:57 AM

**snowinapril** · 02-01-2005, 11:18 AM

"Del Rio" wrote:

What movie is that from DelRio?

Del Rio · 02-01-2005, 12:42 PM

One of the greatest movies of all time "Office Space."

If anyone has NOT seen this movie I strongly suggest you do. It is a classic. This movie goes well with a bad day at work and a bag of popcorn with ibuprofen chasers.

Del Rio · 02-01-2005, 03:16 PM

"Yeah, I don't know if you heard Peter but we are putting cover sheets on our TPS reports now" "So if you could do that from now on that would be super."