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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "LosAngelis" wrote:
    Does anyone remember the urban legend of the guy in Chicago who used to hole up in the projects and jammer all night into a CB? It was eerie on some night when you may have been flipping through CB channels and a guy was just talking all night, not making any sense, and seemed to be ranting in a different language, although it wasn't. I only heard him once, as I was down south far enough with relatives to pick him up.

    I'm not sure why I brought this up.
    Geez Los, stay on topic!!! :lol:
    It's aight. This topic isn't supposed to make sense.

    Much gravy and stuffing to you all!


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    More words of wisdom:

    Why not try some moldy bread? You might not vomit.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "LosAngelis" wrote:
    Does anyone remember the urban legend of the guy in Chicago who used to hole up in the projects and jammer all night into a CB? It was eerie on some night when you may have been flipping through CB channels and a guy was just talking all night, not making any sense, and seemed to be ranting in a different language, although it wasn't. I only heard him once, as I was down south far enough with relatives to pick him up.

    I'm not sure why I brought this up.
    Geez Los, stay on topic!!! :lol:
    It's aight. This topic isn't supposed to make sense.

    Much gravy and stuffing to you all!
    I was being sarcastic.

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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    And now, an arbitrary list of random things:

    - Toothpaste
    - The quadratic formula
    - A week from next Tuesday
    - Gainesville, FL
    - Leftover eggs
    - Dan Rather
    - lbs
    - The ebola virus
    - Ambivalence
    - Uranium 235
    - Poor spelling
    - 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10
    - Ryan S.
    - Basketball
    - $2.00

    Thank you very much. A new story coming soon!


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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    And now, another "thrilling" chapter of my I-don't-know-part epic.

    The Exceedingly Stupid Adventures of Billy Blob McPhaarkelmeister XXVII and a Halfth: The Hideous Stench in Mr. Peterson's Refrigerator
    -- Part -24% of the Epic Trilogy

    public static void main (String[] args)
    {
    boolean insane = true, intelligible = false;
    PieceOfCrap story = new PieceOfCrap();

    //The start of the story.
    if (insane == true)
    System.out.println (story.noOneCaresAnyway (unintelligible));
    }

    The Quatrains of Crazy Crap, as foretold by the great interior designer/soothsayer Priestess Phred of the Pherocious Pherrets:

    Quatrain I:
    Several large truckloads of yams
    Earmarked for use in suspicious laboratory experiments
    Shall be waylaid by highwaymen
    And thrown at lovers of country music

    Quatrain II:
    An instant classic!
    I loved this movie!
    Pauly Shore is slightly less crappy than usual!
    You'll laugh until you vomit into your popcorn!

    Quatrain III:
    Upon the return of Haley's Comet
    Some stuff will happen
    Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
    Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

    Quatrain IV:
    I have terrible news of what will happen to you
    Unless you do one very specific thing
    But in order to tell you it
    The stars have demanded $1000

    Quatrain V:
    I'm sick of doing quatrains
    Just 4 lines of total crap
    I can't take this anymore
    I'm going to kill myself

    Thus spake the Lady Phred, and verily it was total B.S.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    I believe in a higher power, because to believe otherwise would be to believe that human beings are the most intelligent beings in the universe. I am a human being. Thus, this cannot possibly be true! :lol:


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!


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    "Del Rio" wrote:
    What movie is that from DelRio?

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    One of the greatest movies of all time "Office Space."

    If anyone has NOT seen this movie I strongly suggest you do. It is a classic. This movie goes well with a bad day at work and a bag of popcorn with ibuprofen chasers.

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    Not drunk - just incurably insane!

    "Yeah, I don't know if you heard Peter but we are putting cover sheets on our TPS reports now" "So if you could do that from now on that would be super."

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