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    Nine Finger Ned

    Well, it seems bad luck has once again befallen our comrad Ned.

    This time a co-worker took off Neds pinky finger when he droped a steel plate on it.

    The finger has been re-attached & he has a 50-50 chance that he will be able to pick his nose or type with it again.

    He asked me to start a thread because if he typed it, some of the letters would be missing.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Nine finger Ned

    No way, that is too bad.

    Is Ned in the hospital now?

    When did this happen?

    Ned is in the Beserker Yell???

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    Re: Nine Finger Ned

    I'm sorry for Ned. Once again he's struck with bad luck. He's in the yell now combating his pain to write with us.

    Luckily he didn't loose his sence of humor. He says it still looks purple but is bigger than Cajuns pen*s

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    Re: Nine finger Ned

    "snowinapril" wrote:
    No way, that is too bad.

    Is Ned in the hospital now?

    When did this happen?
    I'm home and drinking lots of booze...God it was painfull


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    Re: Nine Finger Ned

    He's online now. He spent 6 hours in surgery today & then beat the hell out of someone one handed for giving him shit.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Nine Finger Ned

    Get well soon VikingNed I hope you are okay and back to posting soon
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    Re: Nine Finger Ned

    He told me he has no idea what to do now. When the girls in the bar used to ask how long his manhood was, he'd hold up ten fingers.

    Now he can only hold up nine.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Nine Finger Ned

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    Get well soon VikingNed I hope you are okay and back to posting soon
    He's posting now, 'cept he has to type like me..........with one finger.

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    Re: Nine Finger Ned

    "singersp" wrote:
    He told me he has no idea what to do now. When the girls in the bar used to ask how long his manhood was, he'd hold up ten fingers.

    Now he can only hold up nine.
    What's the difference?
    He was lying THEN, and he will STILL be lying NOW!
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    Get well buddy! Hope it works out well in the end!

    Hahahaha.. 9 is still pretty good Ned!







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