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    NordicNed is offline Jersey Retired
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    Next time flying, and sitting next to an Ass.....

    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real

    jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

    sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site

    (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

    ;D


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an Ass.....

    "NordicNed" wrote:
    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real

    jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

    sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site

    (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

    ;D
    funny but I'd throw in another step:

    8. Patiently wait while law enforcement boards the plane to take you away.

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an Ass.....

    LOL thats hilarious

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an Ass.....

    Awesome!!!!
    lol
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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an Ass.....

    "VikingMD" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real

    jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

    sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site

    (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

    ;D
    funny but I'd throw in another step:

    8. Patiently wait while law enforcement boards the plane to take you away.


    If it was a self made app, then I could agree, someone might be in trouble.
    But one could easily say, I was just doing a search on the web and this popped up....NO PROBLEM, except for the one with shit stains in his or her pants, by that time...
    ;D


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an Ass.....

    Its just a countdown, but I bet some people would freak out in seeing that
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an Ass.....

    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "VikingMD" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real

    jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

    sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site

    (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

    ;D
    funny but I'd throw in another step:

    8. Patiently wait while law enforcement boards the plane to take you away.



    If it was a self made app, then I could agree, someone might be in trouble.
    But one could easily say, I was just doing a search on the web and this popped up....NO PROBLEM, except for the one with shit stains in his or her pants, by that time...

    ;D
    except making jokes or statements concerning bombs or terrorism in or around planes is a federal offense.
    This would count as a joke
    You're welcome to try it, but you'll soon have to make a name for yourself to avoid being bubba's bitch.

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an jiggly butt.....

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "VikingMD" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real

    jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

    sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site

    (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

    ;D
    funny but I'd throw in another step:

    8. Patiently wait while law enforcement boards the plane to take you away.



    If it was a self made app, then I could agree, someone might be in trouble.
    But one could easily say, I was just doing a search on the web and this popped up....NO PROBLEM, except for the one with pooh stains in his or her pants, by that time...

    ;D
    except making jokes or statements concerning bombs or terrorism in or around planes is a federal offense.
    This would count as a joke
    You're welcome to try it, but you'll soon have to make a name for yourself to avoid being bubba's beeyatch.
    Yeah, Nakid Ned just doesn't strike terror into a convit's heart. ;D

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an jiggly butt.....

    "VikingMD" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real

    jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

    sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site

    (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

    ;D
    funny but I'd throw in another step:

    8. Patiently wait while law enforcement boards the plane to take you away.
    9.
    Start doing one of those high pitched "Lalalalalalalalala" noises you hear from terrorists.
    Then wait while law enforcement boards the plane to take you away.
    ;D
    Tammy

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    Re: Next time flying, and sitting next to an jiggly butt.....

    "VikingMD" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real

    jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

    5. Open your internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

    sky, or the heavens if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the site

    (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

    ;D
    funny but I'd throw in another step:

    8. Patiently wait while law enforcement boards the plane to take you away.
    LOL.
    It might be funny to us but you would probably get arrested.
    They're pretty serious about that stuff.
    The Mayan calendar says the world is going to end 12/21/12.
    They didn't give us a time, though.

    Tammy

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