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    NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk & a worker sabotaging equipment

    [size=13pt]NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk and a worker sabotaging equipment...[/size]

    Jul 27 2007 6:51AM

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    ...A NASA official confirms the report contains allegations of two astronauts flying drunk and others drinking heavily within 12 hours of launch...

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk & a worker sabotaging equipment

    Whats next?
    Is a NASA astronaut going to drive hundreds of miles wearing an adult diaper to kill someone because of a love affair?

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    Re: NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk & a worker sabotaging equipment

    I see nothing wrong with drunk astronauts, someone needs to be the first to get a dui in space.
    Why not us?

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    Re: NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk & a worker sabotaging equipment

    If i were weightless my first reaction wouldn't be "lets do some calculations" it would be more along the lines of "lets get hammered."

    although if someone puked it would become an intense game of dodge ball.

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    Re: NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk & a worker sabotaging equipment

    "jessejames09" wrote:
    If i were weightless my first reaction wouldn't be "lets do some calculations" it would be more along the lines of "lets get hammered."

    although if someone puked it would become an intense game of dodge ball.
    Nasty...can you imagine trying to float around a shuttle filled with floating puke.
    I wonder if it stays together for the most part in one big clump, or if it just sprays out and small particles float everywhere.

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    Re: NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk & a worker sabotaging equipment

    Nasty...can you imagine trying to float around a shuttle filled with floating puke.
    I wonder if it stays together for the most part in one big clump, or if it just sprays out and small particles float everywhere.
    Regardless if it's chunky or in small particles it would probally taste better then the food they give them for the trip
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    Re: NASA reports find astronauts flying drunk & a worker sabotaging equipment

    I would have to say if I was 12 hours away from being placed in a metal tube strapped to high explosives that are designed to hurl me into outer space with a chance that I may be coming home in an ash tray I would be pretty inclined to have a few shots of courage-in-a-bottle too.

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