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    Naked man super-glued to bicycle and robbed...

    Naked man superglued to exercise bike

    Thu May 3, 8:44 AM ET

    JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

    SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

    "The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

    The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

    South Africa is battling one of the world's highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.

    A police spokesman could not immediately comment on the report. No one at Netcare 911 could be reached.

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    Re: Naked man super-glued to bicycle and robbed...

    That sounds like a good way to get people to exercise.
    Just glue or tie them to the exercise machines.

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    Re: Naked man super-glued to bicycle and robbed...

    A pic of the victim...........

    [img width=450 height=540]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Cajun_Bike.jpg[/img]

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    Re: Naked man super-glued to bicycle and robbed...

    "singersp" wrote:
    A pic of the victim...........

    [img width=450 height=540]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Cajun_Bike.jpg[/img]
    ROTF!

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    "singersp" wrote:
    A pic of the victim...........

    [img width=450 height=540]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Cajun_Bike.jpg[/img]

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    "singersp" wrote:
    A pic of the victim...........
    Good work singer, lmao.
    I couldn't quote the picture again, I just swallowed some chirp from looking at it the first time.
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    Re: Naked man super-glued to bicycle and robbed...

    "singersp" wrote:
    A pic of the victim...........

    [img width=450 height=540]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Cajun_Bike.jpg[/img]
    It's the latest weight lost craze!
    You guys should ALL try it sometime!
    The Nekkid Bike Riding Diet Plan!!!
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    A pic of the victim...........

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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    It's the latest weight lost craze!
    You guys should ALL try it sometime!
    The Nekkid Bike Riding Diet Plan!!!
    ;D
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    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    It's the latest weight lost craze!
    You guys should ALL try it sometime!
    The Nekkid Bike Riding Diet Plan!!!
    ;D
    Is there ever a time when you sign on when you don't have to respond to someone coming after you?
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