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    Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    DE SOTO, Mo. - The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.

    That's the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.

    Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn't work.

    Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.

    The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.


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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    He should have done the Hokey Pokey Dance instead......It's a winner every time...LOL


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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    Badlands you amaze me.You find the weirdest articles

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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    "thevikingfan" wrote:
    Badlands you amaze me.You find the weirdest articles
    Sorry I forgot, here's the video


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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "thevikingfan" wrote:
    Badlands you amaze me.You find the weirdest articles
    Sorry I forgot, here's the video


    http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=49750&cl=3893685&ch=49799&src=news
    I give that one big LOL

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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    i bet that would work somewhere. just need a girl cashier or a gay guy
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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    The nekkid guy was BadlandsViking...the female cashier was laughing so hard that .she could barely dial 911
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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    Funny but not a bad idea

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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    The nekkid guy was BadlandsViking...the female cashier was laughing so hard that .she could barely dial 911
    I can't seem to remember that.

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    Re: Naked man does hula, steals beer at store

    This is right down the road from where I live!!!!!! Missouri people like their beer about as much as they like their fat woman!


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