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    Re: My Birthday

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    Well the big day went well.
    Thanks for the cake Singer I also got a fresh cherry pie.
    NO CAJUN!! I mean my sweet 76 year old mother baked me a homemade cherry pie.......
    As I begin my new life at the age of 43, I realize it is time to start taking better care of myself.
    So no more orgies, wife swapping, threesomes, foursomes and no more 20+ year old Mistresses.
    Time to start acting like a 30 year old now.

    Big thanks to all of you for your kind words and as for the several naked photos some of you sent, well, my eyes still burn.
    I want to give special thanks to Freya for sending me that "home" movie.
    I will never look at vacuum cleaner attachments the same! And also, now I understand why my wife spends so much time in the laundry closet.
    That laundry room should come with an NC-17 rating on the door.
    To heck with "Behind The Green Door"
    Worry about "Behind the Laundry Door"

    Oh I jest........Freya

    I got lots of clothes, as I have lost 20lbs.
    As many of you know my oldest daughter has the same birthday as me.
    Well we both got $20 from my mother-law.
    That was kind of interesting.
    But we all knew "Mom" hated me.
    Who knew sleeping with all the daughters would have such long lasting consequences?

    Anyway Thanks again
    6-KINGS
    You did that TOO??? :lol:

    Cherry Pie...that brings back memories...

    especially Bobbi Brown (the model, not the wifebeater) in the video :tongue:

    Cherry Pie - Warrant

    Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking....

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water
    Such a sweet suprise
    Taste so good
    Make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie

    Well, Swingin' on the front porch
    Swingin' on the lawn
    Swingin' where we want
    Cause there ain't nobody home
    Swingin' to the left
    And swingin' to the right
    If I think about baseball
    I'll swing all night, yeah
    (yeah, yeah)

    Swingin' in the living room
    Swingin' in the kitchen
    Most folks don't
    Cause they're too busy bitchin'
    Swingin' in there
    Cause she wanted me to feed her
    So I mixed up the batter
    And she licked the beater

    I scream, you scream
    We all scream for her
    Don't even try
    Cause you can't ignore her

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water
    Such a sweet suprise
    Tastes so good
    Make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie

    Oh yeah
    She's my cherry pie
    Put a smile on your face
    Ten miles wide
    Looks so good
    Bring a tear to your eye
    Sweet cherry pie

    Swingin' to the drums
    Swingin' to guitar
    Swingin' to the bass
    In the back of my car

    Ain't got money
    Ain't got no gas
    But we'll get where we're going
    If we swing real fast

    I scream, you scream
    We all scream for her
    Don't even try
    Cause you can't ignore her

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water
    Such a sweet suprise
    Tastes so good
    Make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie

    Oh yeah
    She's my cherry pie
    Put a smile on your face
    Ten miles wide
    Looks so good
    Bring a tear to your eye
    Sweet cherry pie

    Swing it!
    All night long
    Swing it!

    (I'm a trained professional)

    Swingin' in the bathroom
    Swingin' on the floor
    Swingin' so hard
    Forgot to lock the door
    In walks her daddy
    Standin' six foot four
    Said you ain't gonna swing
    With my daughter no more

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water
    Such a sweet suprise
    Tastes so good
    Make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie

    Oh yeah
    She's my cherry pie
    Put a smile on your face
    Ten miles wide
    Looks so good
    Bring a tear to your eye
    Sweet cherry pie

    Sweet cherry pie
    Yeah

    Swing it
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: My Birthday

    I just knew that was coming.
    And that is with an "O"
    As in my showing her my "O" face........

    hahaha

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    Re: My Birthday

    Happy Birthday 6!!! Hope it was a good one!

    DCPologirl:Maybe Randy will make Aaron Brooks look better......roflmao Del Rio: I guarantee he will

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    Re: My Birthday

    "ltrey33" wrote:
    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    Happy Birthday my friend!

    I am sending over some company for you tonight, please have them home by 10.

    Great Scott! :shock: The girl on the left...holy snap!

    My birthday is the end of the month Ultra, think you can hook me up? :lol:

    Happy birthday 6-Kings! I hope you have many, many more!
    Sorry Ltrey, but 6 has bequeathed those two mistresses to me!

    They were never Ultra's to begin with.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: My Birthday

    Happy Birthday!!!!!

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    Re: My Birthday

    HAAP PY birth day to ya HAAP PY birth day to ya.. haappybiiirthday!!. Haap py birth day to ya!!..

    that's the stevie wonder remix!!! hahaa

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    Re: My Birthday

    Why did I get mistresses for my birthday?
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: My Birthday

    Why is del rio considered a guest on here now?? What the heck have I missed. Happy Belated Birthday peoples!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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