Thread: Moonshine

Yesterday afternoon I stopped by this backwoods auto repair store run by a couple of hillbillies.
I was looking to buy a car battery and ended up playing poker for the battery.
In the process we drank a considerable amount of moonshine.
Somehow I felt more intelligent after indulging in the moonshine.
I read somewhere that we only use a small percentage of our available brain cells, so, is it possible to kill off the unused brain cells and become relatively brighter because the excess brain cells are killed?
Or, was I just drunk?

That depends. Did you wake up like this?
[img width=450 height=337]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Forum%20Insults/drunk.jpg[/img]

I didn't wake up like that for primarily two reasons:

1. Hillbilly's don't use urinals
2. I never slept.

The BIGGER question is: Didya squeal like a pig?

"cajunvike" wrote:

The BIGGER question is: Didya squeal like a pig?

I would have hog-tied those billies faster than you can say "laisse bon temp roullez" and sent them your way for a little roll in the hay.

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

The BIGGER question is: Didya squeal like a pig?

I would have hog-tied those billies faster than you can say "laisse bon temp roullez" and sent them your way for a little roll in the hay.

Hog-tied???
Is that what you bottoms are calling it these days?

"cajunvike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

The BIGGER question is: Didya squeal like a pig?

I would have hog-tied those billies faster than you can say "laisse bon temp roullez" and sent them your way for a little roll in the hay.

Hog-tied???
Is that what you bottoms are calling it these days?

Just preparing them for delivery to your parts.
I know you are homesick sometimes, just helping out a friend.

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

The BIGGER question is: Didya squeal like a pig?

I would have hog-tied those billies faster than you can say "laisse bon temp roullez" and sent them your way for a little roll in the hay.

Hog-tied???
Is that what you bottoms are calling it these days?

Just preparing them for delivery to your parts.
I know you are homesick sometimes, just helping out a friend.

If you really wanna help, then send me some crawfish and boudin...and keep your hillbilly lovers for yourself!

"cajunvike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

The BIGGER question is: Didya squeal like a pig?

I would have hog-tied those billies faster than you can say "laisse bon temp roullez" and sent them your way for a little roll in the hay.

Hog-tied???
Is that what you bottoms are calling it these days?

Just preparing them for delivery to your parts.
I know you are homesick sometimes, just helping out a friend.

If you really wanna help, then send me some crawfish and boudin...and keep your hillbilly lovers for yourself!

The billy's can put on a mean crawfish boil.
You can have the best of both worlds.

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

[quote author=cajunvike link=topic=36684.msg617250#msg617250 date=1187099684]
The BIGGER question is: Didya squeal like a pig?

I would have hog-tied those billies faster than you can say "laisse bon temp roullez" and sent them your way for a little roll in the hay.

Hog-tied???
Is that what you bottoms are calling it these days?

Just preparing them for delivery to your parts.
I know you are homesick sometimes, just helping out a friend.

If you really wanna help, then send me some crawfish and boudin...and keep your hillbilly lovers for yourself!

The billy's can put on a mean crawfish boil.
You can have the best of both worlds.
[/quote]

I'll pass...I can cook my own.
Besides, the billys would miss you.