Yesterday afternoon I stopped by this backwoods auto repair store run by a couple of hillbillies.
I was looking to buy a car battery and ended up playing poker for the battery.
In the process we drank a considerable amount of moonshine.
Somehow I felt more intelligent after indulging in the moonshine.
I read somewhere that we only use a small percentage of our available brain cells, so, is it possible to kill off the unused brain cells and become relatively brighter because the excess brain cells are killed?
Or, was I just drunk?