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    Mom teed off by urinating drunk golfers

    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers urinating near her house by the 18th hole resorted to videotaping the men after no action was taken on her complaints. Video of some men relieving themselves behind trees at the city-owned course was played on local and national television news.

    "Many times I would say, 'You're on camera,' and they'd keep right on going. They'd yell and scream obscenities at me," Delisa Schubert said.

    Schubert, her husband and daughters ages 11 and 15 live next to the Tennessee Centennial Golf Course in Oak Ridge, 20 miles west of Knoxville. She said they family moved there so the girls could improve their golf game.

    Schubert has reported the problem to police, city officials, the local district attorney and the golf course manager. They suggested she record the offenders, and in a year she says she has captured more than 40 golfers in the act.

    Signs banning public urination are posted on the golf course, and the city is talking to the course operator about the issue, said Josh Collins, director of the city's recreation and parks department. There are restrooms nearby at the 16th hole and the clubhouse.

    Schubert says the underlying problem is too much beer and no restraint.

    "When you have no inhibition, you're just going to go anywhere," she said.

    "On the face of this, it's funny. But when you think about it, it's extremely dangerous. They're going to get in their car and drive off drunk."

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070426/ap_on_fe_st/drunken_golfers;_ylt=Ar0jxTNFz7nYscIElrgWYGkuQE4F

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    Re: Mom teed off by urinating drunk golfers

    So, why did they buy a house in the obvious pissing section of the golf course?
    It is mandatory to mark your turf at least once in a round of golf and it appears that they bought the lot adjacent to the perfect pissing grounds.
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    Re: Mom teed off by urinating drunk golfers

    I guess she hasn't noticed her husband disappearing at about those times to 'do some work in the garage'. Maybe she should get binoculars instead of a camera. Mystery solved.

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    Re: Mom teed off by urinating drunk golfers

    I would love to see a person try to golf when wasted ;D

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    Re: Mom teed off by urinating drunk golfers

    "davike" wrote:
    I would love to see a person try to golf when wasted ;D
    I would love to see a person play golf when they are not drinking beer.
    Is that possible?
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    Re: Mom teed off by urinating drunk golfers

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    I would love to see a person try to golf when wasted ;D
    I would love to see a person play golf when they are not drinking beer.
    Is that possible?
    I have seen many people drinking while golfing but none that were extremely drunk.

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