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    Missing cat, please help...

    an exchange between a woman with a missing cat, and the man she wants to design her flyer. Read on, and enjoy....

    http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    LMFAO. That was the funniest thing I've seen all week.

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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    there's more from this guy.


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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    It was pretty funny but I never LOL'd because I have a pathological hatred of cats due to the fact they shit all over my garden.

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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    scottishvike wrote:
    It was pretty funny but I never LOL'd because I have a pathological hatred of cats due to the fact they shit all over my garden.
    yep.... the only good cat is one that imitates roadkill...
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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    hahahahaha this guy is hilarious. here are some of my favorite quotes from his articles

    "I read somewhere about a father and son who went camping and during the night a tree branch fell on their tent killing the child so I always sleep the furthest distance possible from my son when we are camping together. Safety first."

    "Just this morning Seb and I were discussing the importance of good nutrition which is why, if you check in his school bag, you will find a bag of rice, vegetables, a wok and a camp stove. The gas bottle can be a little tricky but has instructions printed on the side so he should be alright. Please remind him to stand well back and cover his face while igniting as the hose is worn and has developed a small leak."


    "To: Les Copeland

    Dear Lesbian,"


    "and Les is short for Lester moron.

    Dear moLester"

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    Is that short for something?
    Yes its short for Bob."

    " I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits"

    "You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.
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    Dear Helen,
    They are very small ducks.
    Regards, David."
    I am NOT here to provide good football insight or rational observations. I am an emotional 19 year old Viking fan and I expect you to adjust your expectations from my posts.

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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    Fine. That will have to do.
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    haha

    "Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea."

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    Re:Missing cat, please help...

    This one's priceless..

    about a guy receiving a permission form for his kid to go to an easter play:

    Dear Darryl,
    I understand the importance the resurrection story holds in your particular religion. If I too knew some guy that had been killed and placed inside a cave with a rock in front of it and I visited the cave to find the rock moved and his body gone, the only logical assumption would be that he had risen from the dead and is the son of God. Once, my friend Simon was rushed to hospital to have his appendix removed and I visited him the next day to find his bed empty. I immediately sacrificed a goat and burnt a witch in his name but it turned out that he had not had appendicitis, just needed a good poo, and was at home playing Playstation.
    Someone probably should have asked "So the rock has been moved and he's gone... has anyone checked his house?" I realise Playstation was not around in those days but they probably had the equivalent. A muddy stick or something. I would have said "Can someone please check if Jesus is at home playing with his muddy stick, if not, then and only then should we all assume, logically, that he has risen from the dead and is the son of God."
    If we accept though, that Jesus was the son of an Infinite Being capable of anything, he probably did have a Playstation. Probably a Playstation 7. I know I have to get my offspring all the latest gadgets. God would probably have said to him, "I was going to wait another two thousand years to give you this but seeing as you have been good... just don't tell your mother about Grand Theft Auto."
    Also, is it true that Jesus can be stabbed during a sword fight and be ok due to the fact that he can only die if he gets his head chopped off?
    Regards, David.

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