Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota
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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8
inches of ice and sitting there all hoping that the food will swim by,
you might live in Minnesota.
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If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each Year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
you might live in Minnesota.
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If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too Spendy",
you might live in Minnesota.
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
you might live in Minnesota.
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If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Minnesota.
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If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
you might live in Minnesota.
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If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you might live in Minnesota.
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If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
you might live in Minnesota.
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If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee,Winton andEly,
you might live in Minnesota.


> > If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
you might live in Minnesota.


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> > "Vacation" means going somewhere for the weekend and You measure distance in hours,
you might live in Minnesota.
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> > You know several people who have hit deer more than once,
you might live in Minnesota.
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> > You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
you might live in Minnesota
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> > You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
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you might live in Minnesota.
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> > You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
you might live in Minnesota
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> > You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
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you might live in Minnesota
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> > You think one of the major food groups is beer, fish, and venison,
you might live in Minnesota
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> > You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
use them,
you might live in Minnesota.
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> > There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at
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you might live in Minnesota
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> > You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you might live in Minnesota.
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> > Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
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you might live in Minnesota
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> > You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
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you might live in Minnesota.
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> > You can identify a southern or eastern accent,
you might live in Minnesota.
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> > You consider Minneapolis exotic...
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> > Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue
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> > Down South to you means Iowa...
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> > A brat is something you eat...
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> > You go out to fish fry every Friday...
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> > You find 0 degrees a little chilly...
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> > You actually understand these jokes, and you tell them to all your
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I laughed for ever on these---if you don't get it you are not from Minnesota.