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    Michigan man charged with swiping friend's urine

    GRAND BLANC TOWNSHIP, Mich. – A man looking for relief has landed his friend in court. Prosecutors charged a 26-year-old man with breaking and entering after some urine samples went missing from a medical facility in Grand Blanc Township, about 45 miles northwest of Detroit.

    The Flint Journal reported Thursday officers followed footprints back to the Swartz Creek man and two urine samples in a nearby backpack...........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_stolen_urine;_ylt=AmDCQy93jrLpF56u8qSH2SMsQE4F

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    Re: Michigan man charged with swiping friend's urine

    What would you do with stolen urine?
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    Re: Michigan man charged with swiping friend's urine

    "gregair13" wrote:
    What would you do with stolen urine?
    You could package it and try to sell it as a new soft drink.

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    Re: Michigan man charged with swiping friend's urine

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    What would you do with stolen urine?
    You could package it and try to sell it as a new soft drink.
    You could make love to it.
    It's probably more satisfying than a park bench or bicycle seat.

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    Re: Michigan man charged with swiping friend's urine

    "gregair13" wrote:
    What would you do with stolen urine?
    Um...Hello....Whizzinator
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    Re: Michigan man charged with swiping friend's urine

    "gregair13" wrote:
    What would you do with stolen urine?
    Dry it and smoke it.
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