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    Menopause Jewelry

    Menopause Jewelry

    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

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    He should have bought her a necklace instead...a choker! :evil4:
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    "Prophet" wrote:
    Menopause Jewelry

    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fricken red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
    I didn't know you had a husband. :shock:

    Caine

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    Re: Menopause Jewelry

    "Caine" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Menopause Jewelry

    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fricken red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
    I didn't know you had a husband. :shock:

    Caine
    That's what I get for copying and pasting. Of course it would be Caine that gives me the reality check.

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    Larry The Cable Guy! GIT R' Done..

    That saying was in Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Funny show, if anyone hasn't seen it. I highly reccomend it.

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    Re: Menopause Jewelry

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Caine" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Menopause Jewelry

    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fricken red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
    I didn't know you had a husband. :shock:

    Caine
    That's what I get for copying and pasting. Of course it would be Caine that gives me the reality check.
    Not that there is anything wrong with that! ukeright:
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    That is hilarious Prophet lol!!!

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    lol. pretty true. women always want diamonds.
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