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    For men...very funny!

    I heard this on the radio today and did a search on it when I got home. Its pretty funny! I am sure all married men can relate!

    Dear Tech Support:
    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
    1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
    processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In
    addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
    monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
    10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer
    run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife
    1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
    applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
    uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled
    User.

    Dear Troubled User:
    This is a very common problem that men complain
    about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
    that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
    OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
    It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
    7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
    the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
    because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0
    manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep
    Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
    background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
    ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
    system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
    it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several
    support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do
    Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.
    Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
    Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
    is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
    Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
    Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by
    Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
    Best of luck, Tech Support

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    That is hilarious Ultra!

    I copied it, and I am sending out as an email!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    Just heard Rush read this on the radio...

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    "ryanmurphy" wrote:
    Just heard Rush read this on the radio...
    Thats where I heard it also. I listen to him when Rome is on commercial break. :wink:

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    Yep, makes perfect sense.

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    Sounds like Troubled User is not getting much opportunity to insert his hard data floppy for backup purposes...which could be a huge problem as time goes by!!! LOL
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    Nice
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    Re: For men...very funny!

    I am a woman and I still think that is funny as hell.

    DCPologirl:Maybe Randy will make Aaron Brooks look better......roflmao Del Rio: I guarantee he will

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    "DCPologirl" wrote:
    I am a woman and I still think that is funny as hell.

    That's good, because I emailed it to my wife! I hope she thinks it's funny!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: For men...very funny!

    Yeah, I've read that before. It's funny, I'm not married but I sure can relate!! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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