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    1. What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.


    2. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
    Bonds Mature.


    3. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
    One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.


    4. What did God say after creating man?
    I can do better.


    5. Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?


    6. Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can't stand criticism.


    7. I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?"
    Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain.


    8. What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand?
    A man's undivided attention.


    9. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    1. No mind.
    2. No business.


    10. How is a man like a snowstorm?
    Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll
    get, or how long it'll stay.

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    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    1. What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.


    2. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
    Bonds Mature.


    3. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
    One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.


    4. What did God say after creating man?
    I can do better.


    5. Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?


    6. Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can't stand criticism.


    7. I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?"
    Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain.


    8. What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand?
    A man's undivided attention.


    9. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    1. No mind.
    2. No business.


    10. How is a man like a snowstorm?
    Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll
    get, or how long it'll stay.
    Wasn't #3 originally a lawyer joke???
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    Well right now it's not

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    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    Well right now it's not
    I little snippy, aren't we?...LOL!!!
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    hahah yea that did sound a little snotty but wasn't trying to be. Although maybe on this thread I should be.

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    Blackstarz where are you???

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    Cajun I need a sig. got any non-preverted ideas?? Didn't really feel like posting a new thread for this.

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    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    Cajun I need a sig. got any non-preverted ideas?? Didn't really feel like posting a new thread for this.
    What are you trying to say???
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    i mean a signature like you have at the bottom of your posts.

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    Why not just use joke #4 as your sig???
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