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    NIce, hey did you see my link in the Women thread for a certain Flag, you should check it out.
    A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

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    Vikebabe we don't notice the hair cut because it's hidden and we don't get to see it until the lights are off. And we have our minds on other things if you know what I mean. :tongue: .

    There s only two things stopping you - fear and common sense!! The Truth you CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

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    "tarkenton10" wrote:
    Vikebabe we don't notice the hair cut because it's hidden and we don't get to see it until the lights are off. And we have our minds on other things if you know what I mean. :tongue: .
    The "landing strip"!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    LOL!!!!
    A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "tarkenton10" wrote:
    Vikebabe we don't notice the hair cut because it's hidden and we don't get to see it until the lights are off. And we have our minds on other things if you know what I mean. :tongue: .
    The "landing strip"!
    The "reverso"!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    WBLVikeBabe wrote:
    1. What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.


    2. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
    Bonds Mature.


    3. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
    One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.


    4. What did God say after creating man?
    I can do better.


    5. Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?


    6. Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can't stand criticism.


    7. I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?"
    Shows. They had a man born with a penis and a brain.


    8. What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand?
    A man's undivided attention.


    9. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    1. No mind.
    2. No business.


    10. How is a man like a snowstorm?
    Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll
    get, or how long it'll stay. :sunny:

    There s only two things stopping you - fear and common sense!! The Truth you CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

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    Gotta love the landing strip!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    "Del Rio" wrote:
    Play on Player.

    You got all the E-ladies under your thumb.
    not quite rio :wink: :lol: he just tries :drunken:
    "one thing about a birthday suit, it s always in style.
    And if it loses its shape it can be altered"

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    "tarkenton10" wrote:
    Vikebabe we don't notice the hair cut because it's hidden and we don't get to see it until the lights are off. And we have our minds on other things if you know what I mean. :tongue: .
    ummm thanks for sharing :scratch:

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    No, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongue:

    There s only two things stopping you - fear and common sense!! The Truth you CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

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