Thread: Men

**cajunvike** · 01-21-2005, 11:14 PM

We men are the greatest!!!!!

Just thought that I would start the Men thread for you girls to post on! Fire away!!! :salute:

**ultravikingfan** · 01-21-2005, 11:25 PM

We are great!

**cajunvike** · 01-21-2005, 11:27 PM

"ultravikingfan" wrote:

We are great!

You forgot the button for football!!!!

**WBLVikeBabe** · 01-21-2005, 11:27 PM

Dang you Cajun

**cajunvike** · 01-21-2005, 11:29 PM

"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:

Dang you Cajun

Dang me??? Come on, Babe...Fire away!!! 8)

**WBLVikeBabe** · 01-21-2005, 11:29 PM

since it has to do with football here we go..
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.

**ultravikingfan** · 01-21-2005, 11:30 PM

Ok, remove the least most important button of the two and replace it with football. Remove the "Food" button! :lol:

**PacNWVike** · 01-21-2005, 11:32 PM

"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:

since it has to do with football here we go..
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.

:shock: :shock: Mean! Very mean oh lutefisk/lefse fed Viking Babe from the frozen tundra!!!! I'd post some cool pics, but I'm too stupid to know how!!!

**ultravikingfan** · 01-21-2005, 11:37 PM

[size=18px]If We Truly Lived in a Man's World:[/size]

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the butt and a "Thanks for the sex...now get outta here"
would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in beer.

3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.

5. St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated every month.

6. The woman in your life would hate the film "Titanic" just as much as you do.

7. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera
Angle".

8. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

9. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

10. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.

11. When the Police pull you over, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your
fine. As in:

Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one, That's 20.00 off".

12. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

13. Every man would get four REAL Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

14. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

15. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner
of the screen when the ball goes out of play.

16. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

17. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

18. "Sorry, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for absence and/or poor time keeping.

19. Lifeguards could remove people from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

20. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again ?" cards.

21. Beer would have the same effect as Viagra.

22. "Fancy a shag?" would be the only chat up line in existence and it would work every time.

23. Everyone would drive at least 75mph and anyone driving under that would be fined.

24. Dinner break would happen every hour and the boss would hire in strippers and $2000 a night hookers for
the duration of those breaks.

25. Saying "Lets have a threesome. You, me and your sister" to your wife/girlfriend would get the response.
"What a great idea!"

26. Celine Dion would never have gotten a record contract.

27. Everyone would have real a Light Sabre and any disagreements would be settled by a fight to the death.

28. Vomiting after 20 pints would actually make you more attractive to the opposite sex.

29. Along with your milk in the morning the milkman would deliver two Swedish milk maids.

30. When it was time to leave work, a whistle would sound and you'd get to slide down the back of a
Brontosaurus like Fred Flinstone.