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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "josdin00" wrote:
    "BBQ" wrote:
    You misunderstand my evidence.
    I was not using the NNDB as my sole piece of proof of nonexistence, but only a supporting piece of evidence.

    The real proof lies in the fact that he is not in the Cosmic Database of Things That Exist, kept and maintained by the Guardian of Forever.
    I have the printout right here at home.
    And I'm on it and Marrdro isn't.
    We know you exist, Paris. We've seen your movies .... ummm... I mean "House of Wax".
    We've also seen your cooter.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "C" wrote:
    "josdin00" wrote:
    "BBQ" wrote:
    You misunderstand my evidence.
    I was not using the NNDB as my sole piece of proof of nonexistence, but only a supporting piece of evidence.

    The real proof lies in the fact that he is not in the Cosmic Database of Things That Exist, kept and maintained by the Guardian of Forever.
    I have the printout right here at home.
    And I'm on it and Marrdro isn't.
    We know you exist, Paris. We've seen your movies .... ummm... I mean "House of Wax".
    We've also seen your cooter.
    This is patently false.
    The printout says right here that josdin is an evil secret agent in the service of SPECTRE, employed for the sole purpose of discrediting me.
    I am not Paris Hilton, nor do I wish to be.

    I can reliably say that Marrdro does not exist and that C Mac D is a cyborg sent from the future to murder as many puppies as possible.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    See, this stuff right here is why you are one of my favorite posters.
    Hell, even Bad Marrdro is giving me a "North and South" on that.

    Long story short, you crack me up my friend.
    ;D

    On a side note, I know I should put this in your "Ask BBQ thread" but I have a quick question.
    Who the hell has been drinking my coffee in the mornings then if I don't exist?
    :
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    Just hope they put him in that common closet
    again ,or whatever is called,he just speaks too much.
    El underdog.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "C" wrote:
    "josdin00" wrote:
    "BBQ" wrote:
    You misunderstand my evidence.
    I was not using the NNDB as my sole piece of proof of nonexistence, but only a supporting piece of evidence.

    The real proof lies in the fact that he is not in the Cosmic Database of Things That Exist, kept and maintained by the Guardian of Forever.
    I have the printout right here at home.
    And I'm on it and Marrdro isn't.
    We know you exist, Paris. We've seen your movies .... ummm... I mean "House of Wax".
    We've also seen your cooter.
    now there's a word we need to bring back.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Who the hell has been drinking my coffee in the mornings then if I don't exist?

    :
    Well, the simple answer is that there IS no coffee.
    If I have only YOUR word to prove that YOU (a nonexistent being) drink coffee, then I can only come to the conclusion that the coffee doesn't exist, either.


    I don't even know why I'm answering your question, seeing as how you don't exist.
    Then again, I am 95.67% insane, so I suppose I have an excuse.
    I talk to imaginary people all the time.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "josdin00" wrote:
    I should point out that when I serch the notable names database for BBQ Platypus, only two entries show up, and neither are for 'BBQ Platypus'. I am forced to conclude that either you don't exist either, or you are using an alias, and are one of the two people listed.

    Since the purpose of an alias is to hide your identity, the other identifying marks you display must be false, also. Dragons, knights, shields, Viking horns, Patrick Swayze ... all are macho things (except, maybe, for Patrick Swayze). So your true identity must be the opposite of macho.

    NAME OCCUPATION BORN DIED SUMMARY
    Clarence Otis Business 1955 -- CEO of Darden Restaurants
    Paris Hilton Socialite 17-Feb-1981 -- Unexpected porno actress
    [size=12pt]BBQ PLATYPUS IS PARIS HILTON!!!!![/size]
    Marrdro is Paris Hilton.

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    El underdog.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    Marrdro... I don't know what to say.

    I'll start by saying your Hotel Room BJ tape is grainy and all around lacking in production quality.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    besides our dear whore of course
    El underdog.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Who the hell has been drinking my coffee in the mornings then if I don't exist?

    :
    Well, the simple answer is that there IS no coffee.
    If I have only YOUR word to prove that YOU (a nonexistent being) drink coffee, then I can only come to the conclusion that the coffee doesn't exist, either.


    I don't even know why I'm answering your question, seeing as how you don't exist.
    Then again, I am 95.67% insane, so I suppose I have an excuse.
    I talk to imaginary people all the time.
    LOL, you crack me up.


    So because there is no coffee I could then in turn bend my non existant coffee cup.

    Hard concept to grasp but I might be catching on.... ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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