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    Marrdro n'existe pas

    NOTICE:
    Recently, I conferred with a few of the higher-ups in the Cosmic Bureau for the Registration of Things That Exist.
    I had but one question to ask them.
    The answer they gave confirmed my suspicions - namely, that the person/thing-type entity known to this forum as Marrdro does not exist.
    He is a myth, a fabrication, a practical joke, no doubt devised by the diabolical administrators of this forum.
    Marrdro is not a person who exists.
    I am uncertain if his posts actually exist.
    Perhaps they are a mass hallucination brought about by the power of suggestion.

    I would provide a link to the CBRTTE's
    website to corroborate this claim, but alas, due to a clerical error, the entry for their own website was lost, causing it to vanish from existence.
    (The temp worker responsible has since been erased from the database and annihilated forever).
    However, I can prove that there is no entry for Marrdro in the Notable Names Database:

    http://search.nndb.com/search/nndb.c...&query=Marrdro

    People who do not exist are not in the NNDB, so I think that's pretty damning evidence.


    I think it's time for the people of this forum to wake up and come clean.

    Except for you, Marrdro.
    You don't exist.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "BBQ" wrote:
    NOTICE:
    Recently, I conferred with a few of the higher-ups in the Cosmic Bureau for the Registration of Things That Exist.
    I had but one question to ask them.
    The answer they gave confirmed my suspicions - namely, that the person/thing-type entity known to this forum as Marrdro does not exist.
    He is a myth, a fabrication, a practical joke, no doubt devised by the diabolical administrators of this forum.
    Marrdro is not a person who exists.
    I am uncertain if his posts actually exist.
    Perhaps they are a mass hallucination brought about by the power of suggestion.

    I would provide a link to the CBRTTE's
    website to corroborate this claim, but alas, due to a clerical error, the entry for their own website was lost, causing it to vanish from existence.
    (The temp worker responsible has since been erased from the database and annihilated forever).
    However, I can prove that there is no entry for Marrdro in the Notable Names Database:

    http://search.nndb.com/search/nndb.c...&query=Marrdro

    People who do not exist are not in the NNDB, so I think that's pretty damning evidence.


    I think it's time for the people of this forum to wake up and come clean.

    Except for you, Marrdro.
    You don't exist.
    That explains "Bad Marrdo" and "Good Marrdo"

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    Made my day better...
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "C" wrote:
    Made my day better...
    Well, I also found out that you DO exist, but are actually a robot.
    So I wouldn't get too excited.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    Made my day better...
    Well, I also found out that you DO exist, but are actually a robot.
    So I wouldn't get too excited.
    Send for John Conner quickly ;D

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    Made my day better...
    Well, I also found out that you DO exist, but are actually a robot.
    So I wouldn't get too excited.
    I'm incapable of getting excited. I'm a robot.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    so the guy that showed up late at the Iggles tailgate was a ghost

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    I should point out that when I serch the notable names database for BBQ Platypus, only two entries show up, and neither are for 'BBQ Platypus'. I am forced to conclude that either you don't exist either, or you are using an alias, and are one of the two people listed.

    Since the purpose of an alias is to hide your identity, the other identifying marks you display must be false, also. Dragons, knights, shields, Viking horns, Patrick Swayze ... all are macho things (except, maybe, for Patrick Swayze). So your true identity must be the opposite of macho.

    NAME OCCUPATION BORN DIED SUMMARY
    Clarence Otis Business 1955 -- CEO of Darden Restaurants
    Paris Hilton Socialite 17-Feb-1981 -- Unexpected porno actress
    [size=12pt]BBQ PLATYPUS IS PARIS HILTON!!!!![/size]

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    You misunderstand my evidence.
    I was not using the NNDB as my sole piece of proof of nonexistence, but only a supporting piece of evidence.

    The real proof lies in the fact that he is not in the Cosmic Database of Things That Exist, kept and maintained by the Guardian of Forever.
    I have the printout right here at home.
    And I'm on it and Marrdro isn't.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Marrdro n'existe pas

    "BBQ" wrote:
    You misunderstand my evidence.
    I was not using the NNDB as my sole piece of proof of nonexistence, but only a supporting piece of evidence.

    The real proof lies in the fact that he is not in the Cosmic Database of Things That Exist, kept and maintained by the Guardian of Forever.
    I have the printout right here at home.
    And I'm on it and Marrdro isn't.
    We know you exist, Paris. We've seen your movies .... ummm... I mean "House of Wax".

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