Recently, I conferred with a few of the higher-ups in the Cosmic Bureau for the Registration of Things That Exist.
I had but one question to ask them.
The answer they gave confirmed my suspicions - namely, that the person/thing-type entity known to this forum as Marrdro does not exist.
He is a myth, a fabrication, a practical joke, no doubt devised by the diabolical administrators of this forum.
Marrdro is not a person who exists.
I am uncertain if his posts actually exist.
Perhaps they are a mass hallucination brought about by the power of suggestion.
I would provide a link to the CBRTTE's
website to corroborate this claim, but alas, due to a clerical error, the entry for their own website was lost, causing it to vanish from existence.
(The temp worker responsible has since been erased from the database and annihilated forever).
However, I can prove that there is no entry for Marrdro in the Notable Names Database:
People who do not exist are not in the NNDB, so I think that's pretty damning evidence.
I think it's time for the people of this forum to wake up and come clean.
Except for you, Marrdro.
You don't exist.