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    Manny Ramirez Asks Red Sox If He Can Work From Home

    Manny Ramirez Asks Red Sox If He Can Work From Home
    May 3, 2007 | | Onion Sports
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    BOSTON—Claiming that a relaxed atmosphere and a chance to create his own schedule would greatly benefit his productivity, Red Sox left-fielder Manny Ramirez has asked team officials if he can play the remainder of the season from the comfort of his own home. "My client just can't seem to focus in his current place of work," said Ramirez's agent Greg Genske, noting that Fenway Park's loud, boisterous atmosphere and high-stress, pressure-packed environment are "not ideal working conditions for anyone." "Manny seeks a work space where he doesn't have to constantly travel, can wear whatever he wants, and can work at his own pace. I assure you that he will be able to put up the same statistics he normally does while physically on a baseball diamond. Just give him until November or December." The Red Sox have tentatively agreed to allow Ramirez to telecommute, claiming that although their offense may suffer without him at the ballpark, their defense in a vacant left field may substantially improve.
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    Re: Manny Ramirez Asks Red Sox If He Can Work From Home

    I wonder if Manny uses onions to groom his hair.

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    Re: Manny Ramirez Asks Red Sox If He Can Work From Home

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Manny Ramirez Asks Red Sox If He Can Work From Home
    May 3, 2007 | | Onion Sports
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    Already posted.

    http://www.purplepride.org/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=88888912&topic=339 09.0

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