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    'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

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    Are you a stereotypical dude? Do you like sports, beer and cigars? Well the Man Wall was designed with you in mind.

    What do you get with the Man Wall? How about four TVs, a 5-disc DVD player, Panasonic 5.1 home theater system, a full-size built-in beer keg with refrigerator and tap, a live sports ticker, a microwave oven, two cigar humidors, two wireless surround speakers, an iPod docking station and a 32-bottle wine rack. Nothing overkill about that! And for only $14,900, I don't know how you can say no.

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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    Where's the toilet?

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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    "Mr" wrote:
    Where's the toilet?
    comes separately for 12 small intallments of $125.99


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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    It's cool, but extremely overpriced.
    4 little TVs and a kegerator?
    I'd rather have a big screen with a kegerator right next to me so i wouldn't have to get up every 20 minutes for another beer.
    The score ticker is pretty cool though.
    I think something much better could be developed, and probably has by many on this site, for much less money.
    It doesn't all need to be on the same wall, just in the same room.

    I love wine as much as the next person, especially reds, but I found it kind of odd that they thought to put a wine rack in a man wall.
    How many dudes get together to watch the big game and start corking wine?


    "Jeethus Jim, this vine is fantaaaaaastic!, uncork me another bottle baby" - said in gay voice
    "Oh boy, we're gettin tipsy!
    We're so naughty" - said in gay voice
    Get the hell out of my way, I'm trying to watch the game, and bring me another Bud.
    There's no wine in football!

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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Get the hell out of my way, I'm trying to watch the game, and bring me another Bud.
    There's no wine in football!
    You know that Jargo makes his own wine and has brought it to PPO tailgates in the past, right?

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    It's cool, but extremely overpriced.
    4 little TVs and a kegerator?
    I'd rather have a big screen with a kegerator right next to me so i wouldn't have to get up every 20 minutes for another beer.
    The score ticker is pretty cool though.
    I think something much better could be developed, and probably has by many on this site, for much less money.
    It doesn't all need to be on the same wall, just in the same room.

    I love wine as much as the next person, especially reds, but I found it kind of odd that they thought to put a wine rack in a man wall.
    How many dudes get together to watch the big game and start corking wine?


    "Jeethus Jim, this vine is fantaaaaaastic!, uncork me another bottle baby" - said in gay voice
    "Oh boy, we're gettin tipsy!
    We're so naughty" - said in gay voice
    Get the hell out of my way, I'm trying to watch the game, and bring me another Bud.
    There's no wine in football!

    You don't have to drink the wine during football! The wall will be there forever

    And if you have some pussy friends over they can drink that crap

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    I don't like kegerators.

    You're basically stuck with the same keg for an extended period of time, you must get sick of whatever you bought.

    I guess they're a good idea if you're going to be having guests over frequently... but otherwise, I can't imagine ever having one.

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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    Where is the receiver? and does it provide audio for all of it?
    I'd rather have bigger ones, and at least be able to see closed captioning.

    There are other things, but that's why it's his, not mine.
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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    "Mr" wrote:
    I don't like kegerators.

    You're basically stuck with the same keg for an extended period of time, you must get sick of whatever you bought.

    I guess they're a good idea if you're going to be having guests over frequently... but otherwise, I can't imagine ever having one.

    For serious beer drinkers as myself the beer goes fairly quick!

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    Re: 'Man Wall' provides everything you need for a self-abusing day of sloth

    "Mr" wrote:
    I don't like kegerators.

    You're basically stuck with the same keg for an extended period of time, you must get sick of whatever you bought.

    I guess they're a good idea if you're going to be having guests over frequently... but otherwise, I can't imagine ever having one.
    My junior year in college, we had a kegerator in our dorm suite.
    That was the perfect time to have it.
    We were polishing off a barrel a week.
    Ahhh......

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