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    Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    BILLINGS, Mont. - A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post _ it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

    Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

    A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

    Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.


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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    FIVE convictions?! Sheesh....he should be behind bars. He's a menace to society.

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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    He should have said a Leprechaun was driving because everyone knows that Unicorns can't turn the key to start the car because they have F-ing hooves you stupid drunk idiot.
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    i cant say ive never used that excuse before

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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    Damn those unicorns. If I've said it once I've said ti a thousand times.
    We should give a license to mythical creatures.
    They're nothing but trouble.
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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    those unicorns will get ya

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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    dont know about unicorns but here in the midwest its jackalopes you have to worry about. they can be pretty tough when they gang up on you

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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    "whackthepack" wrote:
    He should have said a Leprechaun was driving because everyone knows that Unicorns can't turn the key to start the car because they have F-ing hooves you stupid drunk idiot.
    I'm glad i got out of there before the cops showed up.
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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    Just another case of an innocent man...the police obviously planted that unicorn story in the mans head...Conspiracy!



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    Re: Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

    a Unicorn thats like the time Bigfoot showed up at my house wanting to go out to the strip club and get himself a lapdance.
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