Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused Crash

**BadlandsVikings** · 03-14-2007, 11:13 AM

BILLINGS, Mont. - A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post _ it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2007/03/14/ap/strange/d8nrtiko1.txt

**Ltrey33** · 03-14-2007, 11:15 AM

FIVE convictions?! Sheesh....he should be behind bars. He's a menace to society.

**whackthepack** · 03-14-2007, 11:28 AM

He should have said a Leprechaun was driving because everyone knows that Unicorns can't turn the key to start the car because they have F-ing hooves you stupid drunk idiot.

**Newman** · 03-14-2007, 11:46 AM

i cant say ive never used that excuse before

**NodakPaul** · 03-14-2007, 12:11 PM

Damn those unicorns. If I've said it once I've said ti a thousand times.
We should give a license to mythical creatures.
They're nothing but trouble.

**Grrrrrrr** · 03-14-2007, 12:13 PM

those unicorns will get ya

**mr.woo** · 03-14-2007, 09:07 PM

dont know about unicorns but here in the midwest its jackalopes you have to worry about. they can be pretty tough when they gang up on you

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**LuckyVike** · 03-14-2007, 09:13 PM

"whackthepack" wrote:

He should have said a Leprechaun was driving because everyone knows that Unicorns can't turn the key to start the car because they have F-ing hooves you stupid drunk idiot.

I'm glad i got out of there before the cops showed up.