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    Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    WILLMAR, Minn. – A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.

    Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.............
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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    So not only can we not use guns to defend our property, we also can't use fox urine.
    Great.
    What next?

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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    Nice to hear about cajunvike
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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    Well that is logical. You pee in a toilet, so when someone toilet papers your house, you shoot pee at them
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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    hey at least he didn't throw poop at them
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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    Where exactly does one acquire enough fox urine to fill a squirt gun?

    Only in Willmar.

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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    I see no problem with him doing that.
    Stupid kids got what they deserved.
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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine


    Shoulda' sprayed them with rock salt. He must be one cantankerous neighbor, but a man should be able to protect his property, especially if he does it
    non-violently. Pransters that can't stand it when they get what they give deserve a bitc##### slappin'.

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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    you should be able to do that to defend your property.

    it would be so anoyying to have kids TPing your house. so why not take revenge on them?
    so this guy should not be in trouble if he is going to be

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    Re: Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

    While I will certainly concede that there is some poetic justice here, if this guy was really that peeved about the TP, he should have called the police. In a small town like Willmar, do you really think he didn't know (or that the local police wouldn't have known) who the kids were?

    There's a reason we taxpayers employ police officers, and it isn't so that they can sit around nomming on maple bars while we have to shoot teenagers with fox piss (which could contain God-knows-what diseases) to keep them off of our lawns.

    And seriously, where did this guy get the fox piss? Does he have pet foxes trained to pee in buckets? Wtf?

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