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    Man Smuggles Monkey Into NYC Airport

    [size=12pt]Man Smuggles Monkey Into NYC Airport[/size]
    Associated Press 08.07.07, 10:28 PM ET

    NEW YORK - A man smuggled a monkey onto an airplane Tuesday, stashing the furry fist-size primate under his hat until passengers spotted it perched on his ponytail, an airline official said.

    The monkey escapade began in Lima, Peru, late Monday, when the man boarded a flight to Fort Lauderdale, Fla., said Spirit Airlines spokeswoman Alison Russell. After landing Tuesday morning, the man waited several hours before catching a connecting flight to LaGuardia Airport.

    During the flight, people around the man noticed that the marmoset, which normally lives in forests and eats fruit and insects, had emerged from underneath his hat, Russell said.

    "Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," she said.

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    Re: Man Smuggles Monkey Into NYC Airport

    Doesn't this sound like a movie that ends up with a virus/plague wiping out man kind.
    Keep the monkey's in Peru where they belong.

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    Re: Man Smuggles Monkey Into NYC Airport

    I see nothing wrong with this, everybody should have a monkey.

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    Re: Man Smuggles Monkey Into NYC Airport

    id be afraid that the monkey would shit in my head

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