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    Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

    He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

    Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit............

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080812/ap_on_fe_st/odd_porn_inspector

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    Re: Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    The best part is he tried multiple times without success, and will now likely see jail time.

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    Re: Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    that would be a sweet job if it was real
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    Re: Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

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    Re: Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    you mean its not real???
    Dream crushed right there.....

    I wonder if thats the same store Cajun bought his fleshlight from.

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    Re: Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    you mean its not real???
    Dream crushed right there.....

    I wonder if thats the same store Cajun bought his fleshlight from.
    What are you wondering for?
    That is Cajun in the story....LOL
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    Re: Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    you mean its not real???
    Dream crushed right there.....

    I wonder if thats the same store Cajun bought his fleshlight from.
    What are you wondering for?

    That is Cajun in the story....LOL
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    That is what I thought at first to ha ha.... Of The Cajun...

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    Re: Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

    "DeathtoDenny" wrote:
    The best part is he tried multiple times without success, and will now likely see jail time.
    We will miss Cajun.

    To bad he doesn't know a good honest lawyer.

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