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    Man on quest to become pro bowler.

    34-Year-Old Man Wants To Be Professional Bowler When He Grows Up
    March 15, 2007 | | Onion Sports
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    BRECKSVILLE, OH—Citing his ability to score over 100 points when he is "not even trying all that hard," Bernie Grout, 34, announced yesterday his dream of becoming a professional bowler when he grows up. "Ever since I was 27 and I got my first turkey, I fantasized about eventually pursuing this as a career," said Grout, adding that his love of bowling started when he and his father used to go to the OK Alley to "throw the ol' [bowling] ball around" when he was 26. "Just imagine what I could do if I had my own ball and one of those gloves." Grout plans on patiently working hard over the course of the next decade to lose some muscle mass, grow a solid moustache, and give up on all of other dreams, so he can one day "compete on the professional level."
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    Re: Man on quest to become pro bowler.

    I think he might do better as a guy who applies adhesive material between the seams of bathroom and kitchen tiles.

    Just a suggestion.
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    Re: Man on quest to become pro bowler.

    I'm going to start bowling with onions.

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    Re: Man on quest to become pro bowler.

    Ya know,...my nephew is 10, and has an IQ of 142...And this made us both laugh.......He also said, " you know, BoboNick, Maybe he has some problems.."
    Which goes to show,...He only laughs at frikken retards when he has every reason too.
    Bowling!!??
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    Re: Man on quest to become pro bowler.

    lol when i first read it i thought he meant he wanted to play in the prowbowl!
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    Re: Man on quest to become pro bowler.

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    lol when i first read it i thought he meant he wanted to play in the prowbowl!
    yeah same here. prophet probably did that on purpose, the sly dog

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