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    Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    DULUTH, Minn. – A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk. A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

    Prosecutors say Anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091023/...unge_chair_dwi

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    Re: Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    LOL, thanks for the read.
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    Re: Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    Now that is my kind of man. Why couldn't I invent something like that, drive it to the bar, get hammered drunk, and then drive it home.
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    Re: Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    Hahahaha fuckin great man!

    My blood alcohol was .29 at 530 in the morning of my 21st

    Dudes a pussy

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    Re: Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    Why in the fuck would a cop give this guy a DWI?
    Are they TRYING to be dicks?
    What was he going to do, crash into somebody and make them comfortable?

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    "Ranger" wrote:
    Why in the fuck would a cop give this guy a DWI?
    Are they TRYING to be dicks?
    What was he going to do, crash into somebody and make them comfortable?
    Lol no shit huh

    Just doing their jobs

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    Re: Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    I saw a video of someone who did this before lol

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    Re: Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    "Ranger" wrote:
    Why in the fuck would a cop give this guy a DWI?
    Are they TRYING to be dicks?
    What was he going to do, crash into somebody and make them comfortable?
    Or drive into the street and make them swerve into a telephone pole, tree, oncoming traffic, pedestrians, etc.

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    "Ranger" wrote:
    Why in the floop would a cop give this guy a DWI?
    Are they TRYING to be whoopdeedoos?
    What was he going to do, crash into somebody and make them comfortable?
    You know, when I saw this article in the paper last week, I thought about posting it.
    But I knew that someone would make a comment like this.

    Here is a more complete article
    http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/257266/

    The cop wasn't trying to be a dick, the idiot on the chair crashed it into a parked car, doing damage.
    Not to mention that he was operating it fairly recklessly and could easily have injured someone.

    According to the criminal complaint, Anderson drove his motorized chair into a vehicle parked near a Proctor bar.

    ...

    Anderson’s blood-alcohol content was measured at 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit to drive.

    Anderson claimed he was driving the chair fine until a woman jumped on it and knocked the chair off course.
    LOL at people who think the cops are just out to screw people...
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    Re: Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Ranger" wrote:
    Why in the floop would a cop give this guy a DWI?
    Are they TRYING to be whoopdeedoos?
    What was he going to do, crash into somebody and make them comfortable?
    You know, when I saw this article in the paper last week, I thought about posting it.
    But I knew that someone would make a comment like this.

    Here is a more complete article
    http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/257266/

    The cop wasn't trying to be a dick, the idiot on the chair crashed it into a parked car, doing damage.
    Not to mention that he was operating it fairly recklessly and could easily have injured someone.

    According to the criminal complaint, Anderson drove his motorized chair into a vehicle parked near a Proctor bar.

    ...

    Anderson’s blood-alcohol content was measured at 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit to drive.

    Anderson claimed he was driving the chair fine until a woman jumped on it and knocked the chair off course.
    LOL at people who think the cops are just out to screw people...
    And LOL at former cops.
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