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    Re: Man Laws

    yea..

    this was orignally taken from a myspace bulliten, which i guess was from the maxim list..

    so what we may have to do is just use our original ideas if we ever put this thing out for sale
    i m better than you, so just give up...

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    Re: Man Laws

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Potus2028" wrote:
    ...The rules for urinal selection are as follows:
    A) Under NO circumstance may you use the short urinal. Unless you are a child or a midget, the short-stall's plumbing is out of order.
    Reconsider this man law. For those of us with big decks, the shorter urinal is the urinal of choice.

    That water is cold! I agree short urinal is OK!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Man Laws

    Under no circumstance should a man with a WMD for a deck try to negotiate the price for the 'service' he is about to get (if he decides to buy the service). He should pay as qouted no questions asked :shock: .

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    Re: Man Laws

    No ma'am

    The 10..er 9 Commandments

    1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
    2. It is wrong to be French
    3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
    4. Lawyers, see rule three
    5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
    6.Everyone should car pool except me
    7.Bring back the word stewardesses
    8.Synchronized swimming is not a sport
    9.Mud wrestling is a sport




    Al's Commandments
    If your at work turn the volume down :wink:

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    Re: Man Laws

    Scratching yourself is allowed everywhere
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: Man Laws

    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    Scratching yourself is allowed everywhere
    the location of where you in relation to your body, or in relation to the outside environment??
    i m better than you, so just give up...

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    Re: Man Laws

    "westvirginiavikings" wrote:
    "thanatoschristou" wrote:
    It is also exceptable to cry when forcibly hit in the man unit.
    It is also exceptable to cry if your team loses a huge game (ex. 98NFC Championship) as long as no one else sees you or if you see another one of your friends crying first then it's ok do do it in public.
    YEAH, and if your whole family is crying, then you might as well join in the fun (or the lack there of)!! :cry:
    http://www.myspace.com/pooptin


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    "Potus2028" wrote:
    "Mr-holland" wrote:
    Scratching yourself is allowed everywhere
    the location of where you in relation to your body, or in relation to the outside environment??
    Both, f*ck everybody if you need to scrach you need to scrach.
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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