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  1. 09-06-2007, 08:44 AM #1
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    Man Killed by Pet Spider

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    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/213294/Man_Killed_by_Pet_Spider_Eaten_by_Creepy_Crawlies


    Mark Voegel, 30, was found dead in his Dortmund, Germany apartment. His body was draped in spider webs and more than 200 spiders, several snakes, thousands of termites, and a gecko were feasting on his corpse.
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  2. 09-06-2007, 08:47 AM #2
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    Glad I didn't find that corpse.
    Nice pet selection.
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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider


    You should never pet your pet spider.
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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider

    Didn't Del try to convince us this offseason that if you went to the doctor from a black widow bite you were a pussy?

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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider

    "cogitans" wrote:
    Didn't Del try to convince us this offseason that if you went to the doctor from a black widow bite you were a pussy?
    That is a true statement.
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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    Didn't Del try to convince us this offseason that if you went to the doctor from a black widow bite you were a pussy?
    That is a true statement.
    That he said it, or that the dead guy is now officially a pussy

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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider

    "cogitans" wrote:
    Didn't Del try to convince us this offseason that if you went to the doctor from a black widow bite you were a pussy?
    So if you die, your not a pussy?
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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    Didn't Del try to convince us this offseason that if you went to the doctor from a black widow bite you were a pussy?
    So if you die, your not a pussy?
    I'd say if you die from it, it's equivalent to going to see the doctor.

    A true man just shakes it off. Perhaps grabs a beer to dull the pain.

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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider

    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    Didn't Del try to convince us this offseason that if you went to the doctor from a black widow bite you were a pussy?
    That is a true statement.
    That he said it, or that the dead guy is now officially a pussy
    A dead pussy.
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    Re: Man Killed by Pet Spider

    "cogitans" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    Didn't Del try to convince us this offseason that if you went to the doctor from a black widow bite you were a "meow"?
    So if you die, your not a "meow"?
    I'd say if you die from it, it's equivalent to going to see the doctor.

    A true man just shakes it off. Perhaps grabs a beer to dull the pain.
    Hilarious
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