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    Man glued to toilet seat

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    A 20-year-old SALISBURY, Md. man was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

    The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

    "The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

    Rantz said the man was treated and released.

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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    That happend before. Like 3 months ago or something I remember hearing about the same thing. lol

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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    never sit on a strange seat without checking it first. a guy on our jobsite a few years ago rushed into the port-a-john and sat in someone elses sh!t. a bigger mistake was telling another guy on the jobsite. then everyone knew.
    Why must you defend everything this FO does....to the point of making your self look like a yes man.

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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    "coreychavous21" wrote:
    That happend before. Like 3 months ago or something I remember hearing about the same thing. lol
    That one happened at a Home Depot I beleve.

    The man sued. Surprise! Surprise!

    IMO that's what all these are about. People trying to make a quick buck by gluing their own ass to a toilet seat.

    Crazy glue dries in seconds & if someone put it their before hand, it would have been dry before someone sat down.

    I don't know of an adhesive that stays wet until it comes into contact with something like skin & then imediately dries.

    Also, who sit's down on a wet toilet seat & doesn't think something is wrong?

    Who doesn't check toilet seats for pee drippings or poop stains before they sit down?

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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    DUMB BASS!!!!


    Doesn't he cover the seat with one of those paper thingies first? He deserves what he got...but NO award if he sues!
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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    DUMB BASS!!!!


    Doesn't he cover the seat with one of those paper thingies first? He deserves what he got...but NO award if he sues!
    I haven't seen those sanitary paper thingies in the bathrooms in the midwest yet.

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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    "singersp" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    DUMB BASS!!!!


    Doesn't he cover the seat with one of those paper thingies first? He deserves what he got...but NO award if he sues!
    I haven't seen those sanitary paper thingies in the bathrooms in the midwest yet.
    I havent either!!

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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    hahaha sucker!!

























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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    "singersp" wrote:
    "coreychavous21" wrote:
    That happend before. Like 3 months ago or something I remember hearing about the same thing. lol
    That one happened at a Home Depot I beleve.

    The man sued. Surprise! Surprise!

    IMO that's what all these are about. People trying to make a quick buck by gluing their own jiggly butt to a toilet seat.

    Crazy glue dries in seconds & if someone put it their before hand, it would have been dry before someone sat down.

    I don't know of an adhesive that stays wet until it comes into contact with something like skin & then imediately dries.

    Also, who sit's down on a wet toilet seat & doesn't think something is wrong?

    Who doesn't check toilet seats for pee drippings or poop stains before they sit down?
    Most people see a dirty public toilet seet usually find another toilet, some people are just stupid.

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    Re: Man glued to toilet seat

    LOL, what a a$$hole, didnt he look before he sat down, he deserved it

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