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    Man gets probation in pickle assault

    NILES, Mich. - Talk about being in a pickle: A judge gave a 35-year-old man probation in a case that police said involved an assault with pickles.

    According to police reports, the pickle problems began when Bobby Lee Bolen of Buchanan was hanging out at his then-friend Jody Lee's home in Buchanan on Aug. 20.

    Bolen went to the refrigerator and helped himself to some pickles. According to the report, Lee told Bolen he couldn't afford to feed everyone and not to eat his pickles. Bolen then began yelling and swearing and stormed out, according to the report.

    Later, Bolen barged back into the house and got into an argument with Lee. Lee told police Bolen slammed him down on the couch and threw two large pickles at him and said, "Here's your damn pickles."

    Bolen also shoved former friend J.W. Romanski III and beat Lee with a telephone when he tried to call 911, according to the report. Two counts involving Bolen's assaults were dismissed as was a charge of cutting or interfering with phone lines.

    "If this is not the silliest case I've ever seen in this courtroom, it certainly is in the Top 10," Berrien Trial Court Judge Scott Schofield said. "The fact that it's silly doesn't mean that it's not serious."

    Defense attorney Robert Lutz said alcohol appeared to be at the root of Bolen's problems.

    Bolen's sentence included 54 days in jail with credit for 54 days served and one year of probation.

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    Re: Man gets probation in pickle assault

    LMAO

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    Re: Man gets probation in pickle assault

    I'd like to see that judge control his rage when someone won't let him have a pickle!

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    Re: Man gets probation in pickle assault

    I was almost scared to open this one.....

    Not nearly as bad as it could have been.


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    Re: Man gets probation in pickle assault

    Oh that is really funny! At least he doesn't
    Spend one second in jail!
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    Re: Man gets probation in pickle assault



    I don't let anyone mess with my Pickles....... ;D


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    Re: Man gets probation in pickle assault

    PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLES!

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