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    Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    NEW YORK - A businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.

    Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.........
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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    Oh come on.

    If you're going to pay for the poon-tang you've got to be prepared for the risks. This is true regardless of whether you're talking prostitutes (Hello, Governor Spitzer), strippaz, wives, or high-mainenance girlfriends.

    Get the fuck over it, you nancy. It's pricks like you that give strip clubs a bad name.

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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    Getting smacked in the face with the heel of a strippers shoe is the least of his worries if he is a married man.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    "The" wrote:
    Oh come on.

    If you're going to pay for the poon-tang you've got to be prepared for the risks. This is true regardless of whether you're talking prostitutes (Hello, Governor Spitzer), strippaz, wives, or high-mainenance girlfriends.

    Get the fuck over it, you nancy. It's pricks like you that give strip clubs a bad name.

    Damn straight...occupational hazard. ;D
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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    BLV really finds some good ones.

    Problem is, that because of the way things are lately he doesn't have to look hard.
    :'(
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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    "The" wrote:
    Oh come on.

    If you're going to pay for the poon-tang you've got to be prepared for the risks. This is true regardless of whether you're talking prostitutes (Hello, Governor Spitzer), strippaz, wives, or high-mainenance girlfriends.

    Get the fuck over it, you nancy. It's pricks like you that give strip clubs a bad name.
    Looking at the admission price ($50!!!!) and the $40 lap dance base price, you better be getting the most luxerious
    lap dance of all time. shit. Get paid, homie. Get paid.
    Trying to bring rationale to an irrational site

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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    "singersp" wrote:
    Getting smacked in the face with the heel of a strippers shoe is the least of his worries if he is a married man.
    Not ALL wives are against their hubbies going to strip clubs...hell some even enjoy attending at times.

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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury


    Not ALL wives are against their hubbies going to strip clubs...hell some even enjoy attending at times
    I happen to be one of those lucky bastards!!!
    8)

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    Re: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury

    lucky bastard *shakes fist in your general direction*

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