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    Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.


    The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

    "It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. "He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."

    It was not immediately clear whether the man has a history of mental illness. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality.

    The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God's fury."

    The book of Matthew also contains the passage: "And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

    Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.

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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand



    What a loon

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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

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    What a loon
    Maybe the guy in your sig should try this :P
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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    Serioulsy wasn't there a Twilight Zone episode almost like this? The guy thought his had was possed and cut it off.

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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    "jkjuggalo" wrote:
    "DaVizzles" wrote:


    What a loon
    Maybe the guy in your sig should try this :P
    He doesn't have any hands to cut off.

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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    haha if any part of you sins

    The guy masturbated and cut off his own fucking hand. wow.

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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    Obviously the guy has some major problems. Not really all that funny. IMHO.
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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Obviously the guy has some major problems. Not really all that funny. IMHO.
    Its socitey in general lately shock. Guy cuts up his own GF and the cooks and eats her and now this.

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    Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    That's just plain crazy...has to have some mental issues or something, gross!

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