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    Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

    Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

    "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

    After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.
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    Re: Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    ;D, one solution.
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    Re: Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    Now THAT is hilarious!!!
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    Re: Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    that guy rocks! that's one way to ensure it stays 50-50

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    Re: Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    I wish I would have thought do that.
    I like him.

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    Re: Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    Oh my word! That was funny as all get up.

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    Re: Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

    That is awesome and very smart! I hope he filled his half of the house with the valuable stuff before moving! lol

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