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    Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    [size=13pt]Man bitten by snake in a very uncomfortable place[/size]


    A Taiwan man's scrotum was bitten by a snake after sitting down on his toilet to relieve himself on Friday....

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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "El" wrote:
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.

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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.
    Ok there I go ...



    If
    a snake would bite me in the penis I dunno who would be more poisoned ...
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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.
    Ok there I go ...



    If
    a snake would bite me in the penis I dunno who would be more poisoned ...
    You would be. There can't be much poison in your little thing.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.
    Ok there I go ...



    If
    a snake would bite me in the penis I dunno who would be more poisoned ...
    You would be. There can't be much poison in your little thing.
    don´t be so sure dunno man,I have blinded some girls rite after ......


    sorry I am drunk
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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.
    Ok there I go ...



    If
    a snake would bite me in the penis I dunno who would be more poisoned ...
    You would be. There can't be much poison in your little thing.
    don´t be so sure dunno man,I have blinded some girls rite after ......


    sorry I am drunk
    Sprayed my monitor a bit there


    Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.
    Ok there I go ...



    If
    a snake would bite me in the penis I dunno who would be more poisoned ...
    You would be. There can't be much poison in your little thing.

    don´t be so sure dunno man,I have blinded some girls rite after ......

    sorry I am drunk
    LOL! You probably poked their eyes out with that needle dick of yours.

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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "ThorSPL" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    [quote author=El Vikingo link=topic=51885.msg948788#msg948788 date=1242437219]
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.
    Ok there I go ...



    If
    a snake would bite me in the penis I dunno who would be more poisoned ...
    You would be. There can't be much poison in your little thing.
    don´t be so sure dunno man,I have blinded some girls rite after ......


    sorry I am drunk
    Sprayed my monitor a bit there

    [/quote]

    I sure hope it was with some type of beverage.

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    Re: Man bitten in nutsack by snake while taking a dump

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "ThorSPL" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "El" wrote:
    [quote author=singersp link=topic=51885.msg948805#msg948805 date=1242438689]
    [quote author=El Vikingo link=topic=51885.msg948788#msg948788 date=1242437219]
    I am trying to say something funny but I can´t

    Nice thread anyway
    Had it been a poisonous snake, there could have been several funny comments made about sucking the poison out.
    Ok there I go ...



    If
    a snake would bite me in the penis I dunno who would be more poisoned ...
    You would be. There can't be much poison in your little thing.
    don´t be so sure dunno man,I have blinded some girls rite after ......


    sorry I am drunk
    Sprayed my monitor a bit there

    [/quote]

    I sure hope it was with some type of beverage.
    [/quote]

    lmao
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