Thread: Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Bicycle

You missed a good one BLV...............


[size=13pt]Man Charged For Having Sex With A Bicycle: Boneshaker Arrested[/size]

anorak.co.uk

Posted: 27th, October 2007


THERE is no gentle way of saying this: Robert Stewart has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught “trying� to have sex with a bicycle...........

where would you stick it?

She's like the town bicycle everybody has had a ride....................wait it really was a bike.

But legal types wishing to re-enact the scene should take care to lock the door and keep a can of WD40 to hand

All righty then

One question....where do you stick it on a bicycle?

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

But legal types wishing to re-enact the scene should take care to lock the door and keep a can of WD40 to hand

All righty then

One question....where do you stick it on a bicycle?

I heard this on the Bob & Tom Show this morning & that's why I dug up the article. I was wondering the same thing & they finally brought it up on the show.

Apparently, some bicycle seats have a slot in them. I've never seen one though.

"singersp" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

But legal types wishing to re-enact the scene should take care to lock the door and keep a can of WD40 to hand

All righty then

One question....where do you stick it on a bicycle?

I heard this on the Bob & Tom Show this morning & that's why I dug up the article. I was wondering the same thing & they finally brought it up on the show.

Apparently, some bicycle seats have a slot in them. I've never seen one though.

Probably one of this "Velo Plush" nature..........

"singersp" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

But legal types wishing to re-enact the scene should take care to lock the door and keep a can of WD40 to hand

All righty then

One question....where do you stick it on a bicycle?

I heard this on the Bob & Tom Show this morning & that's why I dug up the article. I was wondering the same thing & they finally brought it up on the show.

Apparently, some bicycle seats have a slot in them. I've never seen one though.

[img width=450 height=299]http://www.globalbikesonline.com/catalog/images/Easy%20Seat%20II%20Hobson.jpg[/img]

http://www.globalbikesonline.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/300

"singersp" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

But legal types wishing to re-enact the scene should take care to lock the door and keep a can of WD40 to hand

All righty then

One question....where do you stick it on a bicycle?

I heard this on the Bob & Tom Show this morning & that's why I dug up the article. I was wondering the same thing & they finally brought it up on the show.

Apparently, some bicycle seats have a slot in them. I've never seen one though.

Probably one of this nature..........

Funny how you didn't know anything at first, but came up with that picture really quick.....Now I'm starting to figure out why yoiu really missed work yesterday....To tired when you got your promise to appear in court granted, while in jail......You are sick singer and need help.....I'm there for you if needed.....Now I also know why your bike had a side car.....Probably for your blow up doll......






Things will be okay Singer, things will be okay.......

I got a funny feeling this guy will never get paid for endorsing bicycle seats or making commercials for them.

What the Fuck? This guy needs to get help. Why didn't he just get a blow up doll? Someone buy this guy a prostitute!