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    Re: Man almost loses ***** after getting it on with steel bench

    he must have been REAL lonely

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    Re: Man almost loses ***** after getting it on with steel bench

    I hope they let him take the bench home with him.
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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Poor bastard even got his picture up on the internet.

    ;D

    [img width=450 height=530]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hk-man-penis01.jpg[/img]

    I thought it was hilarious that they had to take the entire table into the ER so that he could be separated.
    HA HA!
    I just noticed the blood stain on his shirt near his crotch.
    OUCH!

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    I was really close to making love to the bench across the street. The holes looked so tempting. I am just glad I saw this... now I won't try it. Plus I don't have a cellphone anymore so how would I have called? Thank you for this...

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    Re: Man almost loses ***** after getting it on with steel bench

    All the benches in my city are stuck up , buy em dinner , bring a padded mat to sit on and they still won't put out ... prudes
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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    i guess his hand could only do so much for him
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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    We've had

    Park Bench

    http://www.purplepride.org/forums/index.php?topic=43639.0

    Bicycle Seat


    I wonder what will be next

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
    Even the writer takes a stab at him.

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    Re: Man almost loses ***** after getting it on with steel bench

    lol mars

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