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    Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    I am not kidding...

    http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    We just had a story a few months ago about the guy with his picnic table and another guy doing his bicycle.
    WTF is this world coming to?
    Seroiusly, WTF!?


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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    this and theh picnic table i can see happening (as sick as it is), but how the hell do you do your bike?
    There's no holes in it.

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    this and theh picnic table i can see happening (as sick as it is), but how the hell do you do your bike?
    There's no holes in it.
    I think it was one of those seats with the cut out slot in the middle...I imagine he just jammed it in there and rode it like a vagina.

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    I think it was one of those seats with the cut out slot in the middle...I imagine he just jammed it in there and rode it like a vagina.

    You can do that?

    Brb.

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    hahaa...
    you'd think the stitching or the hard rubbery/leathery/plastic might cause some irritation.
    must have been well lubed.

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    thats hilarious since it was one of those benches lol... those holes are small, so what they say about Asians must be correct lol.
    Couldn't get it out once aroused.. haha, makes sense those, it would cut off circulation.. then be stuck and keep it, don't think it would be possible to lose the erection.
    Thats fucked up lol, he's lucky its even usable if it the blood flow was cut off that bad haha


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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    No kidding, right?

    I'm coming to call up the psych ward and ask the guy if he has any tips to make it more enjoyable.

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    [img width=450 height=414]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hk-man-penis02.gif[/img]

    LMAO!!!

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    Re: Man almost loses penis after getting it on with steel bench

    Poor bastard even got his picture up on the internet.
    ;D

    [img width=450 height=530]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hk-man-penis01.jpg[/img]

    I thought it was hilarious that they had to take the entire table into the ER so that he could be separated.

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