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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "pack93z" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Hey!
    Isn't that Packz?

    lol.. OHIO.. I live no where near OHIO and have a very beautiful wife.. however, maybe this darn wooden leg is taking trips to Ohio. I see it might be time to threaten it with the saw again..
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    You may have a beutiful wife, but from all accounts this WAS a very nice picnic table...sturdy and sound...doesn't talk back or mind if your not still there in the morning.
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    See Skittle thread...they both have a lot in common.
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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    Hmmm Packer fans and Ohio people have something in common, they like to fuck things with four legs.

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "davike" wrote:
    Hmmm Packer fans and Ohio people have something in common, they like to fuck things with four legs.
    Very true, very true indeed.

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    What is wrong with this guy???. Besides taking it out on a picnic table.
    That table really must have asked for it .
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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
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    Good looking guy like that, it's hard to believe he couldn't find himself a nice washing machine or at least a sofa to have sex with.
    Hey!
    Isn't that Packz?

    It does like him

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:
    What is wrong with this guy???. Besides taking it out on a picnic table.
    That table really must have asked for it .
    Probably all dressed up in some slutty table cover...it was the table's fault for sure.
    Shouldn't be out in public looking like that.

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:
    What is wrong with this guy???. Besides taking it out on a picnic table.
    That table really must have asked for it .
    Probably all dressed up in some slutty table cover...it was the table's fault for sure.
    Shouldn't be out in public looking like that.
    I blame television for portraying picnic tables in such a provocative manner.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "C" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:
    What is wrong with this guy???. Besides taking it out on a picnic table.
    That table really must have asked for it .
    Probably all dressed up in some slutty table cover...it was the table's fault for sure.
    Shouldn't be out in public looking like that.
    I blame television for portraying picnic tables in such a provocative manner.
    Don't leave out video games...All that sluty table sex going on in games like Grand Theft Picnic Table where you avoid the splinters while engaging one's self with the table spacing.
    It's really getting sick.

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    Was the table a guy or a girl?

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    "VikesPlusOne" wrote:
    Was the table a guy or a girl?
    Obviously you don't know much about picnic tables...they are hermaphrodites of course.

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