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    Man accused of sex with table

    [size=16pt]Man accused of sex with table[/size]
    [size=12pt]Police say man admitted to repeatedly having sex with his picnic table[/size]

    http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=114123

    BELLEVUE, OH -- Police say a man was arrested after being caught on a DVD and has admitted to having sex repeatedly with his picnic table.

    I've said it before... I'll say it again... [size=18pt]ONLY IN OHIO.[/size]
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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    YOu'd think he'd be worried about splinters...Maybe he used protection.
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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    http://www.wnwo.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=114123

    Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck

    at least he cleans up afterwards lmao

    and who video taped this? thats what i wanna know

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    I wonder if he he's related to the guy that screwed the bicycle seat

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table



    Good looking guy like that, it's hard to believe he couldn't find himself a nice washing machine or at least a sofa to have sex with.

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "lakehubertviking" wrote:


    Good looking guy like that, it's hard to believe he couldn't find himself a nice washing machine or at least a sofa to have sex with.
    Hey!
    Isn't that Packz?

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    I mean, come on guys... who hasn't walked past a picnic table and said... DAAAAAAAAAAMMMNN......
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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    wow just wow

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "C" wrote:
    I mean, come on guys... who hasn't walked past a picnic table and said... DAAAAAAAAAAMMMNN......
    Only the wooden ones...
    Something about their rough side really gets me going.

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    Re: Man accused of sex with table

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Hey!
    Isn't that Packz?

    lol.. OHIO.. I live no where near OHIO and have a very beautiful wife.. however, maybe this darn wooden leg is taking trips to Ohio. I see it might be time to threaten it with the saw again..
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