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    mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night...

    what other good song versus do you know?? she was a fast machine she kept her motor clean........................left alone with big fat fanny, she was such a naughty nanny, heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me.........................i was a high school loser, never made it with a lady...................in order- acdc-queen-aerosmith.
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night...

    If I was king of the forest......Not Duke,not prince, not Queen,,,,,,but KIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG..

    Wizard of OZ- By the Lion....


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night.

    JB: Kage...
    KG: Yeah?
    JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.
    (Motor Sounds)
    KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
    Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
    JB: Yeah, um...ah
    Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?
    JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
    Drive-thru guy: okay
    JB: ...ah l-
    Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
    JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want.
    um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
    Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
    JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...
    Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
    JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
    away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie
    intake.
    Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
    JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,
    uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm
    trying to watch my figure.
    Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
    JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
    Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?
    JB: No Onions.
    Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
    JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
    calories, 'cuz it's fish.
    Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish...
    JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
    Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
    Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
    JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my
    figure, not a large, a small.
    Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
    JB: Um...
    Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake.
    JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies
    Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...
    JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.
    Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
    cheeseburger...
    JB: Okay, uh...F**k my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee
    and that's it.
    Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee.
    JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?
    KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western
    bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
    JB: Oh God! Come on with the order.
    KG: I'm...
    JB: Take forever.
    KG: That's all I want. That's all I want...
    JB: good. How much is that sir?
    Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
    JB: Do you have any money?
    KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
    JB: Give it to me.
    KG: Alright, here.
    JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
    things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.
    (Motor Sounds)

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night...

    The following lyrics are ALL by The Who (every last one of 'em - and I agree, "Squeeze Box" made the accordion sexy):

    "Hope I die before I get old"

    "Why don't you all ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffade away?"

    "If my fist clenches, crack it open
    Before I use it and lose my cool
    When I smile, tell me some bad news
    Before I laugh and act like a fool

    And if I swallow anything evil
    Put your finger down my throat
    And if I shiver, please get me a blanket
    Keep me warm, let me wear your coat"

    "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
    See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
    See me, feel me, touch me, heal me
    See me, feel me, touch me, heal me

    Listening to you I get the music
    Gazing at you, I get the heat
    Following you I climb the mountain
    I get excitment at your feet
    Right behind you I see the millions
    On you I see the glory
    From you I get opinions
    From you I get the story"

    "PUNK:
    You declared you would be three inches taller
    You only became what we made you.
    Thought you were chasing a destiny calling
    You only earned what we gave you.
    You fell and cried as our people were starving,
    Now you know that we blame you.
    You tried to walk on the trail we were carving,
    Now you know that we framed you.

    G.F.:
    I'm the guy in the sky
    Flying high Flashing eyes
    No surprise I told lies
    I'm the punk in the gutter
    I'm the new president
    But I grew and I bent
    Don't you know? don't it show?
    I'm the punk with the stutter.
    My my my my my mmmm my my my.

    GGGGG-g-g-g-g generation.

    PUNK:
    We tried to speak between lines of oration
    You could only repeat what we told you.
    Your axe belongs to a dying nation,
    They don't know that we own you.
    You're watching movies trying to find the feelers,
    You only see what we show you.
    We're the slaves of the phony leaders
    Breathe the air we have blown you.

    G.F.:
    I'm the guy etc.

    I have to be careful not to preach
    I can't pretend that I can teach,
    And yet I've lived your future out
    By pounding stages like a clown.
    And on the dance floor broken glass,
    The bloody faces slowly pass,
    The broken seats in empty rows,
    It all belongs to me you know.

    PUNK:
    You declared etc."

    "I woke up in a Soho doorway
    A policeman knew my name
    He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
    If you can get up and walk away"
    I staggered back to the underground
    And the breeze blew back my hair
    I remember throwin' punches around
    And preachin' from my chair"

    "I took a tube back outta town
    Back to the Rollin' Pin
    I felt a little like a dying clown
    With a streak of Rin Tin Tin
    I stretched back and I hiccupped
    And looked back on my busy day
    Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
    God there's got to be another way"

    "I know there's a place you walked
    Where love falls from the trees
    My heart is like a broken cup
    I only feel right on my knees
    I spit out like a sewer hole
    Yet still receive your kiss
    How can I measure up to anyone now
    After such a love as this"

    "Why should I care?
    Why should I care?

    Girls of fifteen
    Sexually knowing
    The ushers are sniffing
    Eau-de-cologning
    The seats are seductive
    Celibate sitting
    Pretty girls digging
    Prettier women

    Magically bored
    On a quiet street corner
    Free frustration
    In our minds and our toes
    Quiet stormwater
    M-m-my generation
    Uppers and downers
    Either way, blood flows

    Inside outside
    Leave me alone
    Inside outside
    Nowhere is home
    Inside outside
    Where have I been?
    Out of my brain
    On the five fifteen!

    Out of my brain on the train

    Out of my brain
    On the train

    On a raft in the quarry
    Slowly sinking
    On the back of a lorry
    Holy hitching
    Dreadfully sorry
    Apple scrumping
    Born in the war
    Birthday punching

    He-man drag
    In the glittering ballroom
    Gravely outrageous
    In my high heel shoes
    Tightly undone
    Know what they're showing
    Sadly ecstatic
    That their heroes are news

    Inside outside
    Leave me alone
    Inside outside
    Nowhere is home
    Inside outside
    Where have I been?
    Out of my brain
    On the five fifteen!

    Out of my brain on the train
    Out of my brain on the train on the train
    Woah I'm out of my brain

    Out of my brain on the train
    Here it comes

    Woo, out of my brain
    On the train on the train
    Out of my brain on the train

    Why should I care?
    Why should I care?"


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night...

    wow, bbq- i never knew the words. some deep stuff there. here's someting lighter-----------you got to pretend your face is a mazerati, mazerati, get up and gotti, mazerati,....[wango tango]
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night...

    Come inside my sugar walls! Sheena Easton!!!!

    There s only two things stopping you - fear and common sense!! The Truth you CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night.

    "You don't have to be beautiful to be my girl, I just want your body baby from dusk til dawn"

    DCPologirl:Maybe Randy will make Aaron Brooks look better......roflmao Del Rio: I guarantee he will

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night.

    SIR MIX-A-LOT LYRICS

    "Baby Got Back"

    [Intro]
    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
    one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
    But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross. Look!
    She's just so ... black!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue

    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it

    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sista, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!

    (Little in the middle but she got much back)

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night...

    Take a little dope
    And walk out in the air
    The stars are all connected to the brain
    Find me a woman and lay down on the ground
    Her pleasure comes falling down like rain
    Get myself a car
    I feel power as I fly
    Oh now I'm really in control
    It all looks fine
    To the naked eye
    But it don't really happen that way at all

    Don't happen that way at all

    You sign your own name
    And I sign mine
    They're both the same
    But we still get separate rooms,
    You can cover up your guts, but when you cover up your nuts
    You're admitting that there must be something wrong
    Press any button
    And milk and honey flows
    The world begins behind your neighbor's wall
    It all looks fine
    To the naked eye
    But it don't really happen that way at all
    Nah nah no, don't happen that way at all

    You hold the gun
    And I hold the wound
    And we stand looking in each other's eyes
    Both think we know what's right
    Both know we know what's wrong
    We tell ourselves so many many many lies
    We're not pawns in any game
    We're not tools of bigger men,
    There's only one who can really move us all
    It all looks fine
    To the naked eye
    But it don't really happen that way at all


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: mama plays her squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night...

    Too many to count!!

    Here is my favorite song though, I know it was sung by A Ha but the RBF version rules! Here it is as sung by Reel Big Fish:

    We're talking away
    I don't know what
    I'm to say I'll say it anyway
    Today's another day to find you
    Shying away
    I'll be coming for your love, OK?

    Take on me, take me on
    I'll be gone
    In a day or two

    So needless to say
    I'm odds and ends
    But that's me stumbling away
    Slowly learning that life is OK.
    Say after me
    It's no better to be safe than sorry

    Take on me, take me on
    I'll be gone
    In a day or two

    Oh the things that you say
    Is it life or
    Just a play my worries away
    You're all the things I've got to
    remember
    You're shying away
    I'll be coming for you anyway

    Take on me, take me on
    I'll be gone
    In a day or two

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