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  1. 01-15-2009, 11:01 AM #1
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    Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    Apple announces it's next generation laptop.
    It features no keyboard and no mouse.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary


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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    I want one
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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    The Onion rocks, Apple sucks.
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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    I love it. The Onion is the best news source on the net.
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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    Frankly, it wouldn't have surprised me it all if it were actually real.


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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    Don't they already have computers that recognize speech and type what you speak?
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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    Don't they already have computers that recognize speech and type what you speak?
    yes, but for the most part they are terrible.
    I suppose unless you really want to break the bank for one.
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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    Don't they already have computers that recognize speech and type what you speak?
    yes, but for the most part they are terrible.
    I suppose unless you really want to break the bank for one.
    Dragon Naturally Speaking does a pretty damn good job.
    If you pony up for the medical version, it's VERY accurate....



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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    LMAO...19-minute battery and giving people things they don't even know they want. Good stuff, and I like they way she said "dicking around". ;D
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    Re: Macintosh announces new laptop. No keyboard, no mouse.

    "ThorSPL" wrote:
    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    Don't they already have computers that recognize speech and type what you speak?
    yes, but for the most part they are terrible.
    I suppose unless you really want to break the bank for one.
    Dragon Naturally Speaking does a pretty damn good job.
    If you pony up for the medical version, it's VERY accurate....

    perhaps, but most of the consumer versions of that software are crap.
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