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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    He's still hoping to play next year, but I'm pretty sure that's whiz-ful thinking.

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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    Testimonial:


    "I'm Onterrio Smith, when you have been doing too much of this:

    you need this:

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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    I just can't believe any man would carry around a fake penis in his suitcase...

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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    Urine trouble now!

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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    Guys...don't jump to conclusions. The fact is we really don't know what happened. He said he was bringing the thing to his cousin or something so who knows, maybe he was. I really think this is a private matter. This is a tough time for a player and he is facing the possibility that his career might be about to be cut short or possibly end. Maybe we should all just give the guy the benefit of the doubt. This really comes down to the fact that it is none of our WHIZZNESS.

    Ha. Did I have anyone going?

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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Name: Onterrio "The Whizzinator Escapader" Smith
    Address: 123 Whiz-teria Lane (like in his favorite TV show, Desperate Potheads)
    Favorite Song: Careless Whiz-per (by WHAM...you're busted!)
    Favorite Movie: The Horse Whiz-perer
    Favorite Movie Line: "I gotta pee" (from Forrest Gump, when meeting LBJ)
    Favorite Food: Cheese Whiz (of course)
    Favorite Pro Basketball Team: The Washington Whiz-ards
    Favorite Book: Gone With The Wizz (by Margaret Mitchell)
    Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Scotch or Irish Whiz-key
    Favorite Painting: Whiz-ler's Mother

    AND I'm not just Whiz-ling Dixie!
    Favorite Movie Line: "I gotta pee" (from Forrest Gump, when meeting LBJ)
    In that movie, he says that line when meeting JFK, not LBJ... by the way, that's OK...
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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    I think we ought to call him the "W.O.D." - The Whizzinator Of the Draft...
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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    I think we just need to cut his stupid pot smoking ass. We have a stable of backs that we can use instead. We can't trade him now. We're not going to get anything for him! I heard something funny on another site though... " Our stable of backs just got even smaller then we originally thought... Bennett just hurt himself celebrating that Smith was no longer his competition."

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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    Onterrio "the Maskinator" Smith.
    He is aloof on and off the field.
    Did anyone check his medical records for vision problems like glaucoma? :lol:
    This may explain why he keeps missing blocks.

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    Re: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

    If he does not clean daily, will there be a build-up of "Cheese Whiz"? :lol:

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