Thread: Los's "Whizzinator" Nickname Contest

Okay...come on, guys...

Here's a contest...what's the best new nickname for Ontarrio we can come up with incorporating the expression "Whizzinator" into it?

Like..."Starting at halfback, #32, Ontarrio "The WHIZ KID" Smith!!!"

The winning nickname gets a free 3 gallons of water, which, when consumed, will usually mask marijuana in the urine. Oooh, wouldn't have that been a cheaper alternative?

the whiz kid is great. ummmm how about-fool me once,shame on you, fool me twice, imagonna whiz on you!


or- i heart my whizzmaster


or- honestlly,coach, the yellow came from my fellow

Ontario "Albino" Smith


The Albino takes the had off. He seems calm and relaxed, to the 40, the 50.....he whizzes through the defense, oh my goodness!!! A Whirling dervish of Wizzdom as he cuts back...... to the 40 the 30.....what's this Albino seems to have thrown a small baggy into bushes.....the 20....THE TEN.....Touchdown what a display of calmness and delayed reaction, he seems to be on cloud nine....look at him celebrate what is he doing????? OH MY He is attempting the Moss Moon......*GASP* He actually did drop his pants, what is that tube that is connected to that baggy?

OH HELL what is that white.......now we know why he is called the Albino.

"Del Rio" wrote:

Ontario "Albino" Smith


The Albino takes the had off. He seems calm and relaxed, to the 40, the 50.....he whizzes through the defense, oh my goodness!!! A Whirling dervish of Wizzdom as he cuts back...... to the 40 the 30.....what's this Albino seems to have thrown a small baggy into bushes.....the 20....THE TEN.....Touchdown what a display of calmness and delayed reaction, he seems to be on cloud nine....look at him celebrate what is he doing????? OH MY He is attempting the Moss Moon......*GASP* He actually did drop his pants, what is that tube that is connected to that baggy?

OH HELL what is that white.......now we know why he is called the Albino.

:lol:

We're off to see the Wizzer, The Wonderful Wizzer of Pot..
Because, because, because ,because, because of the stupid things he does......

Ladies and gentlemen starting at HalfBack "THE......Wonderful........Wizzer OF POT!!!!!!"

Name: Onterrio "The Whizzinator Escapader" Smith
Address: 123 Whiz-teria Lane (like in his favorite TV show, Desperate Potheads)
Favorite Song: Careless Whiz-per (by WHAM...you're busted!)
Favorite Movie: The Horse Whiz-perer
Favorite Movie Line: "I gotta pee" (from Forrest Gump, when meeting LBJ)
Favorite Food: Cheese Whiz (of course)
Favorite Pro Basketball Team: The Washington Whiz-ards
Favorite Book: Gone With The Wizz (by Margaret Mitchell)
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Scotch or Irish Whiz-key
Favorite Painting: Whiz-ler's Mother

AND I'm not just Whiz-ling Dixie!

Excellent!!! ROTFLMAO

His new name could be "Whiz-ard"
A combination of Whizzinator and retard because he isone.

The Million Dollar Bong Hit Game. Do I want a million dollars, or do I want to hit that Bong? Let me think on it Chuck. I'll go ask my smokin buddy, Kelly Cam...

Is Onterrio Smith's NFL career living on borrowed pee?

At least do Steroids, or something that benefits your game if you're going to do something illegal! Sheesh!

Wait, I know. He's an alien trying to hide his secret identity and alien space piss?

I remember there was a RB years ago from SMU who tested clean, but was dismayed to find out from the NCAA that he was actually a Mule, according to his test results.

Smith is at least some kind of Jackass.

Thank God we drafted Fason. Go C4 in 05-06!